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Piss Cushion

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Whether you are drunk, tired, or feeling unwell, it is a great boon to lean forward to rest your head on the wall above the urinal or toilet bowl, rather than having to balance upright on your own two feet.

However the wall is usually hard, often cold, sometimes damp or dirty.

The Piss Cushion is mounted at a convenient height on the wall. Now you can just rest your head on the cushion.

The portable companion piece, the Piss Head, is ideal when going out to an unknown venue where the proprietors may not have yet installed Piss Cushions. The Piss Head is a small cushion that you wear strapped to your head, between the crown and the forehead. It is attached by a strap under the chin and perhaps also one behind the ears. You can now look stylish as well as prepared!

pocmloc, Dec 28 2011

In reference to a urinal/cap Backpack_20Basketball
Similar? [daseva, Dec 30 2011]


       Surprisingly, a better idea than I expected from the title.
Alterother, Dec 28 2011

       //Piss Head// Beautiful name, that! Tell me you're some sort of marketing guru..   

       Also, needs a packet of sterile covers on the wall next to the unit. Some greasy ass men with whom I will not be sharing my Piss Cushion.
daseva, Dec 28 2011

       I don't think I want to rest my face against the same cushion as those who are drunk, tired and feeling unwell.
rcarty, Dec 28 2011

       People should carry their own piss cushions filled with their own piss.
nineteenthly, Dec 28 2011

       These cushions will perfectly facilitate pranksters who are always trying to write obscene words on other peoples' foreheads (or piss-heads). To counter this, piss cushion cleaner solution and cloths should be used on piss cushions before use to remove all backwards-written obscenities.
swimswim, Dec 28 2011

       Thankyou for that image [swimswim]... just stand still for a minute will you?   

       good one.
FlyingToaster, Dec 28 2011

       There are seventeen reasons not to implement this idea.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 29 2011

       No problem,I reside within a padded cell.
skinflaps, Dec 29 2011

       Does it have a padded urinal?
Alterother, Dec 29 2011

       Maybe it could be integrated into a new style of baseball cap.
RayfordSteele, Dec 29 2011

       I'm sorry, but I just don't see any good coming from a combination baseball cap/urinal.
Alterother, Dec 29 2011

       One handed piss like a boss.
rcarty, Dec 29 2011

       [Alterother], I don't think a cap/urinal is any less ingenious than [linky].
daseva, Dec 30 2011

       //Patented 2004// Damn! Well I never!
pocmloc, Dec 30 2011

       // Similar? //   

       In that both involve dribbling, yes.
Alterother, Dec 30 2011

       [pocmloc] Obviously you forgot to google; such a newbie mistake, tut tut.   

       hats off to a h'baker in the wild.
FlyingToaster, Dec 30 2011

       I was tired, and feeling unwell when I posted this idea, and that's my excuse. Also I still claim originality for the Piss Head half of the equation.
pocmloc, Dec 30 2011

       As well you should. Bake on, pisshead!
Alterother, Dec 30 2011

       sp: Yamulke
infidel, Dec 31 2011

       You should combine it with the idea of a packet of napkins functioning as a cushion, to prevent sweat and germs passing from person to person through touch...
Inyuki, Jan 01 2012


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