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Minimalist urinal
no spill urinal
No-Splash Fan
No splashback urinal cake
P-phones
penis extender for discreet urination
Piss Cushion
Right-Angle Urinal
scrolling bathroom floor
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P-phones

pocket foldable headphones with waterfall sound

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This is for all bladder shy people who can't whizz in a noisy bathroom. You put 'em on and hear nothing but water flowing in stereo...

...and you piss and be gone.

Remember never to use those sound-therapy sleep machines in "waterfall" mode though.

—	mr2560, Oct 17 2003

Not recommended for late night "pee by ear" male trips to the loo.

—	Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

excuse my minnesotaism, but "loo"?

it's called a shit bowl

—	dickity, Oct 18 2003

aka "the crapper"?

—	Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

or "Cludgie"

—	never trust a man in a blue trench coat, Oct 19 2003