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pocket foldable headphones with waterfall sound
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This is for all bladder shy people who can't whizz in a noisy bathroom. You put 'em on and hear nothing but water flowing in stereo...

...and you piss and be gone.

Remember never to use those sound-therapy sleep machines in "waterfall" mode though.

mr2560, Oct 17 2003


       Not recommended for late night "pee by ear" male trips to the loo.
Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

       excuse my minnesotaism, but "loo"?   

       it's called a shit bowl
dickity, Oct 18 2003

       aka "the crapper"?
Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

       or "Cludgie"   


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