Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Right twice a day.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.




Lets start now.
  [vote for,

A chronological database of snide, sarcastic, cynical, and snipey comments from atheists and social sublimators. It will work itself out.
JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013


       <does best Bender impersonation>   

       "We'll make our own Purgatory, with blackjack and hookers..."   

       Will this be part of a two-volume work, the other being a chronological database of stupid, harmful, discriminatory and moronic comments from theists and social desublimators?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013

       Thank you.
JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013

       <<link>> Goddamn it why can't anyone get my shit straight? I said go out in the woods and take mushrooms, not run a global racket for institutionalized child abuse. Is it the way I'm saying it? Jesus h mfing christ why does everyone keep forsaking me? Its a real self esteem killer.
JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013

       So, what, Indulgences are just a day off from religion? Like a hall pass? Now that is more like my kind of religion.   

       Would there be anything to prevent someone from buying more of these, say 365 a year? Also, does the clock of religious merit run on whilst you're indulging, or would I have to make up the time by being extra-pious afterwards?   

       Also, do truffles count?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013

       Well I've started on the truffles anyway. Hope that's OK. And for the sake of argument, is it OK to classify foie gras as a mushroom?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013

       I hate myself. Does anyone have a glass of vinegar?
JesusHChrist, Jul 22 2013

       Ach, sponging off people again ...
8th of 7, Jul 22 2013

       Would the //chronological database// start in Year 1?
xandram, Jul 22 2013

       //Ach, sponging off people again ...//   

       Notice that he didn't say he'd provide the glass, either.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 22 2013

       //start in year one?//. Either I am missing your irony or that is not a snide sarcastic cynical snipey comment, and thus you are a usurper here in purgatory.
JesusHChrist, Jul 22 2013


back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle