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I'm not much of one to be suggesting new
ways to kill or hurt or otherwise coerce
people, but maybe the first world's current
pattern of war with bombs and guns
followed by lengthy aid campains of money
and food could be improved by doing them
both at the same time. I'm imagining a
gun that shoots bean bags full of
real fresh beans, dropping gravity bombs
full of rice, etc. Drop solid gold bricks and
use platinum bullets on tanks and harder
targets as a last resort.
sometimes I throw them at the waitstaff [jaksplat, Sep 04 2008]
[xandram, Sep 05 2008]
Non-lethal defensive popcorn
[normzone, Mar 28 2010]
||(dons anti-american hat)
Definitely. As allies, we'd be
barraged with gold bricks
almost immediately. <hides>
||Sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel.
||Popcorn land mines? (How much popcorn would it take to be lethal?)
||+ Oh why not...somehthing like potato guns...
||//How much popcorn would it take to be lethal//
Useless factoid - a mole of unpopped kernels would cover the United States to a depth of nine miles.
That should drown a fair few folk.
||The French will only participate if you build Béarnaise Bombs.