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Almost no one wants to die. But that cryogenic stuff?
Let's
face it, you're going to freeze your nuts off for a
questionable
result. And for those people that opt in to just freezing
their
head -- what the hell is wrong with you?
At Schrödinger Boxification, we offer you real
immortality,
just enter when ready --
sure, you may die anyway -- but no one will know, unless
they
check -- and who really wants to open a coffin?
Now available at a funeral parlor near you.
(inspired by hippo's linked idea)
House Agitator
House_20Agitator [theircompetitor, Aug 14 2012]
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These are well and truly baked and widely known to exsist, I'm surprised you missed it. Pharao's were buried with their cats in pyramids for these precise reasons. |
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Precisely. Kill the cat first
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There were millions of cats buried in the Egyptian
deserts. Schrödinger missed the boat by several
thousand years I suspect. |
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