Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Shoulder Pad Cup Holders

The ultimate Coffee accessory for 80's fans!
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As we all experience the same conundrum of how to hold three items with two hands, the need for innovative storage solutions is ever expanding. One area so often under utilized in fashion is the shoulder pad. With all that real estate available it is the perfect platform for beverage storage.

Combining modern manufacturing techniques and elasticized fabrics it is now possible to have a concealed cup holder within your favorite coat or blouse. The handy spot allows for quick access yet is totally concealed once you are done using it.

jhomrighaus, Dec 11 2019


       <Notes authorship of idea/>   

       <Wonders what brough [jh] crawling out of the woodwork after all this time/>   

       <Wonders who else is overdue to reappear/>   

       <Discreetly checks stocks of tinned food and bottled water in bunker, decides a couple more rows of sandbags round the entrance can't do any harm/>   

       This idea would be good for teaching posture and deportment; spill your coffee, and you not only fail, but end up wearing stained, damp clothing for the rest of the day. [+]
8th of 7, Dec 12 2019

       "Aren't you worried about spilling coffee down your neck?"

       "<shrugs> Well, I dunno, I mean - ah. Damn."
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 12 2019

FlyingToaster, Dec 12 2019

       8th of 7, was running low on tinned food. ;-)
jhomrighaus, Dec 12 2019

       [8th] have you tried feeding all your beloved cats dried food instead? Its cheaper than tinned and weighs less to bring home from the shops.
pocmloc, Dec 12 2019

       Indeed we have; they seem to struggle with the steel clip-rings on the 100l poly drums.   

       // was running low on tinned food //   

       Ah, OK.   

       <Moves two pallets of tinned food onto transporter pad/>   

       Just send us your coordinates ...
8th of 7, Dec 12 2019


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