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Skin-tight biohazard suit

Could become a fashion trend as well
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The suit uses neoprene-like materials, like a wetsuit, and completely encloses and encases the body of the wearer in a form-fitting way.

There is a long zip up the back and up the back of the neck and over the top of the head. The zip has a long pull tassel (again like on a wetsuit) to allow single-person unzipping and zipping up. The zip finishes on the crown of the head, and the long tassle can dangle down over the shoulders.

The suit covers the user's face, and is form-fitted and tight like the rest of the suit. Two hemispherical clear shells cover the eyes like goggles allowing easy vision. Two small replaceable filters sit at the nostrils to allow easy yet safe breathing.

The suit is worn on its own, or can be accessoried with other items, such as a short skirt, or can be used as an undergarment to wear any outfit you wish such as a formal suit and tie.

The suit can be flesh-toned, or can also be available in a range of patterned or panneled designs.

Any human wearing this suit will be able to go out and about into polluted atmospheres, or to interact with contagious people, (subject to the filtration rating of the nose filters and zip seals).

In time the wearing of a suit like this will come to be considered normal everyday fashion wear.

pocmloc, Mar 22 2020

https://www.faceboo...ck_reaction_generic [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 22 2020]


       You just want an excuse to wear your latex kink stuff in public, don't you ?
8th of 7, Mar 22 2020

       Wait, I need an excuse for that?
Voice, Mar 22 2020

       Of course not, everyone knows YOU'RE just a sick, twisted, deviant little pervert ... our remark is address to [poc].   

       Intriguingly, this would be a step towards normality for [xenzag}...
8th of 7, Mar 22 2020

       Excuse me there's nothing kinky or deviant about this idea! It is a pure and innocent combination of aesthetic artistic creativity and personal health and wellbeing!
pocmloc, Mar 22 2020

       But you're still going to wear the gimp mask too , right ?
8th of 7, Mar 22 2020

       We gotcha covered. [link]   

       "Mother !"
8th of 7, Mar 22 2020


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