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These little cards would list---in very small print, because there would be lots of them---all your doubts, fears, and other insecurities about social situations. The back would feature a brief yet authoratative explanation of why the Social Security program is going to go down in flames long before
you retire, taking all those payroll deductions of yours with it.
||A newspaper would be easier to read and cheaper...and it's already baked.
||what you really want are antisocial insecurity cards. you print all your little doubts on them, and then paint over them in black so No-one Will Ever Know