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Special new gloves that have four rotating sections on each segment.
Each finger of these Special Gloves has rotating segments. The
thumb also has rotating segments but two instead of three. The
segments are divided into four parts. At any one time a part
be on the front palm side, the left side, the back side and the
right side of any given finger or
thumb. Arranging these
allow for useful combinations that are quite handy.
These handsome gloves' segments are divided into some of the
following sides, coarse, smooth, suction vacuum, and blower,
glass, skin, wool, boxing, winter, equestrian, climbing, bare,
However there are dozens of types of Special Gloves with many
thousands of possible sides including every known adjective.
There are sides for holding babies, catching wild animals, and
even running your fingers through your hair, or even using one
glove to rub the hair on another glove's hair sections.
Nevertheless, despite the infinite number of combinations some
basic description of these wonderous gloves is possible. By
certain segments it is possible to lock the gloves in certain
positions useful for various tasks that anyone, or only you can
imagine. The palm and back of the hand have special pumping
domes that can create forces of suction or wind if the right
segments are aligned to facilitate airflow through porous sided
Really the possibilities of these gloves are quite endless. The
pumping domes also rotate like a combination lock, to lock your
hand in whatever position they have been locked into. This is
useful to prevent important things from being prised from one's
hands, cold, dead, or whatever segment you have chosen.
Special New Gloves
||Some would say multitool gloves, although because the
sides don't necessarily have to be 'tool', special is the key
||" There are sides for holding babies, catching wild animals "
||Aren't those two the same thing?
||No, you might actually want to handle some wild animals, which are cute and attractive. There are no babies like that.