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Many have noted the persons with
sedentary desk jobs tend to become
"broad in the beam" over time. BUNGCO
logicians have determined that this is
because of the long hours of pressure on
the backside from the chair, making the
bum wider and wider with time.
The Spreadfighter chair
of support. Instead of pressure directly
from below, tending to make the bum
wider, the Spreadfighter is shaped like a
This compresses the hips from the sides,
allowing the desk worker to retain his or
her slim, girlish figure.
Some need an ounce of prevention, and
some a pound or more of cure. The
Spreadfighter has an adjustable angle to
accomodate the trimmest of bottoms, or
one which has suffered the effects of
of conventional seating.
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||[Has a vision of the huddled masses being shaped like turnips, not pears. Faints.]