Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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It might be better to just get another gerbil.

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Stairway to Pooperville

Poop escalator
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The Stairway to Pooperville is a regular toilet with a glass-encased spiral escalator that lifts poop out from under the pooper, and brings it up and around the front of the toilet, allowing the user to view poop closely while pooping, and then deposits it off of the top of the spiral escalator, which ends behind the pooper, into the bowl which is where the tank would normally be, behind the pooper.
JesusHChrist, Apr 22 2016

Poop shelf mention PooPoo
[JesusHChrist, Apr 22 2016]


       Why stop with a short escalator ride? Funnel it all around the house in a setup not unlike one of those vaccuum mail tube thingies for the enjoyment of all.
RayfordSteele, Apr 22 2016

       I quite like the fact that this idea has clearly been thought through at least a little bit, yet entirely omits the Why.
wagster, Apr 26 2020

       Well, that statement pretty much sums up the totality of human development thus far, [wags].
8th of 7, Apr 26 2020


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