Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The not-so-ultimate challenge.
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I'm no natural poet, and the rather awkward TPPCPPC format doesn't lend itself easily to haiku, but I'll post it as a challenge anyway.

They'd have been posting
beautiful haiku poems.
maybe I should have.

Who knows what's next. Vogon haiku?

Note: summary name change.

RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2002


       Incorrectly they
would have been doing TP
beauxeault, Apr 05 2002

       Hey, you didn't pay the franchise fees.
waugsqueke, Apr 05 2002

       with love they would have
been having all they needed,
wouldn't they have been?
beauxeault, Apr 05 2002

       They'd have been thinking
they would have been finding it
easier than pie.
beauxeault, Apr 05 2002

       Yes! I finally get somebody to explain TPPCPPC to me. What exactly does the acronym stand for, anyway?
RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2002

       ub, you kill me.
bristolz, Apr 06 2002

       waking too early sleepy and tired during day going to sleep late
rmc2003, Apr 06 2002

       "They'd have continued?
They'd have been continuing."
waugsqueke corrected.

       One other mistake...
"That way, they'd have been finding."
Thank you, nonetheless.
waugsqueke, Apr 06 2002

       They would have had a
severe headache from reading
all of these haiku.
phoenix, Apr 07 2002

       ils auraient espé-
ré que l'on puisse vous donner
un très gros croissant
sappho, Apr 08 2002

       The classical:   

       They'd have been walking
in the falling snow. Snowmen
they'd have been building.

       The self-referential (insofar as you can be self-referential in the third person)   

       They would have been wri-
ting lyrical lines which would
not have been rhyming.

       The final   

       Bakers would have been
saying "We'd rather eat fish
and spit out the bones."
kropotkin, Mar 22 2004

       A B C D E
and F would have been making
a short alphabet.
FarmerJohn, Mar 22 2004


       They'd have been calling   

       That a nose if their faces   

       Had not been valleys.
TomBombardil, Mar 23 2004


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