Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Teach apes how to touch type

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First teach apes how to use sign language.

Then teach apes how to read and touch type, speaking to them in sign language.

Then using written words, teach them how to navigate.

Then using the internet, teach them how to Troll.

mofosyne, Mar 04 2011

Infinite monkey theorem http://en.wikipedia...nite_monkey_theorem
Some numerics [csea, Mar 06 2011]

Baked sort of http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Koko_(gorilla)
Not sure how close she is to typing A Tale of Two Cities. "It was" maybe? [doctorremulac3, Mar 06 2011]


       define "touch type"
po, Mar 04 2011

Ling, Mar 04 2011

       I doubt that they would stand out much on forums. They are only capable of very low level trolling. For instance they might never understand why this idea was not worth posting and post it again and again with only slight variations.
WcW, Mar 06 2011

       Is this not Facebook ?
8th of 7, Mar 06 2011

       No, they can't touch-type.
FlyingToaster, Mar 06 2011

       isn't that how the planet of the apes got going? Perhaps an ape orientated version of facebook would keep them out of the going for global domination bit. "Bananas Like!" "You have unfriended Baboon1287" and stuff like that..
not_morrison_rm, Mar 06 2011

       Go to youtube.com. Search on "Gorilla sketch Rowan".   

       And let the show speak for itself.
sstvp, Mar 06 2011


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