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It's really expensive to get humans in to do demolition work, and termites love it. Get a large termite cooperative, buy them a van to get between jobs, and hey presto - you'd get your demolition done for next to nothing.
lost dog's club found
http://www.chrishobbs.com/1982.htm search for 'bare hands' on this page [neilp, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
feedme's link after a lot of fiddling and detective work and tweaking etc...
http://www.glossosa...20/housewreck10.jpg hope it's fucking worth it! [po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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How are they going to drive the van? |
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ter..might be tricky. probably why it's not been baked yet. |
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Perhaps they could just cycle between jobs |
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i've worked plenty of demolition jobs myself - me and a truckload of ex-cons making minimum wage to whack at drywall with crowbars. it's actually a pretty high-demand temp job.
a better idea for cheap demolition would be to get a few punk rock bands together at the place you want to wreck, provide a keg, and let their fans destroy the place from within. (liability waivers signed before the show, of course.) |
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I'm sure that, many years ago, I read a news story about a Karate club who demolished a small, decrepit house using only their bare hands. Although it's possible I might have dreamed it. |
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[ld] see link - it's true ! |
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That's the easy part. The tough part is building a house with your bare hands. You know, Karate chopping boards accurately, pounding nails with your fist, painting. |
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perhaps kung-flue would help with the chimney construction |
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Be careful not to pop a woody while you're driving them around. |
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[neilp]: One problem: Steel construction. |
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//a better idea for cheap demolition would be to get a few punk rock bands together at the place you want to wreck, provide a keg, and let their fans destroy the place from within.// A bunch of us did just that in '85. |
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Yes, by only having one keg you inflame their anger when the beer runs out. |
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Collect the methane released for compression into truck
fuel.
They should work out great (we geneticists
sometimes use a crack team of highly trained
phlebotomist mosquitoes). |
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<a href="http://www.glossosaurus.com/meta/images/20030420/housewreck10.jpg">
Bring Your Own Bat</a> |
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oh for goodness sake, use the link button! |
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