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The Dynamic Dildo

Batman themed dildo
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Imagine a double dildo with Batman on one end and Robin on the other: the Dynamic Duo connected at the hip, so to speak. Possibly the first in a series of humorous 'marital aids'. Materials may vary depending on the application.
Steamboat, Aug 29 2015


       Somehow the word "dynamic" implies "motion" of some sort, such as, possibly, "vibrate". In which case "dildo" might be a somewhat inaccurate label.
Vernon, Aug 29 2015

       Hmmm. I wonder if such a double-figure would count as Mixed Marital Arts?
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 29 2015

       "To the Buttmobile!"
RayfordSteele, Aug 29 2015

       Category all wrong. Idea all wrong. A big old fishy bone for you. I don't like it. It would be distracting. It's not that kind of entertainment.
blissmiss, Aug 29 2015

       I guess this answers the question, if Robins' name is Richard Grayson... how do you get Dick from Richard?   

       was sorta hoping for something hanging off the batbelt rather than a Janusian action figure.   

       ex Wikipedia: "Dick Grayson, was an 8 year old acrobat..."   

       maybe in Japan.   

       mfd - child labour advocacy.
FlyingToaster, Aug 29 2015

       // how do you get Dick from Richard?// You probably have to get him drunk.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 29 2015

       I'm with [blissmiss], a horrible attempt to corrupt my childhood TV innocence.
wjt, Aug 30 2015


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