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You are secretly attracted to people you know. Now you can find out if
there is mutual attraction, risk free.
Go to www.SecretAdmirer.com. Tell www.SecretAdmirer.com the name of
the person, an email or snail mail way to reach them and check off a series
of questions defining the possible relationships
you secretly desire to have
with person and the conditions under which mutual admiration may be
www.SecretAdmirer.com notifies the person that they have a secret
admirer and asks the person to go to the website and enter the people
they secretly admire.
The website reveals only mutually desired relationships.
If A would like to have lunch or a nooner with B and B would like to have
lunch with A then, if the reveal conditions are
met, www.SecretAdmirer.com will reveal only that A and B would like to
have lunch with each other, but if both would like to hit the supply closet for
20 minutes and the reveal conditions are met, their mutually desired
relationship would be revealed to each other and they could 'do it'.
The website serves as a trustworthy go-between.
This is huge and hasn't been done, because once it is properly done, it will
be famous. A www.SecretAdmirer.com may already exist, but, it ain't this.
||Not really an idea that helps personal growth, now is
||Something very similar to this existed about 10 years ago at
crushlink.com. It's long since gone away, but the big
problem is the chain of un-considered connections. A is
interested in B, who hasn't noticed A. B gets an e-mail, and
wishfully thinks it's C. C gets the e-mail and looks at D. D
has is attracted to E, and so on down the line. The odds of
two peoples primary choices lining up are fairly small, even if
B might be perfectly happy with A once A comes to their
||//asks the person to go to the website and enter the people they secretly admire//
And then you can meet up for real and enter the ....No! Wait!
||The main motivation behind joining the site would be to find
out who your secret admirer is and then make a choice, not
necessarily meet a stranger in a closet blindly. Therefore,
wouldn't people empirically spam the list and conditions and
find out who it is? Or even if you had a predefined list of your
crushes wouldn't people spam you to see who you like?
||To find out that someone is secretly admirering you at a certain
desired relationship level you must first assert your admiration of
that person at the same level and, once mutuality is met, they will
be notified of your admiration at the same time their identity is
revealed to you, so you cannot know who your admirer is and then
later make a choice.
||Like an adoption registry, in some ways.
||Anyway, will the object of my affection appreciate me handing their email or physical address to some web site just because I'm too scared to ask them out?
||This has been done rather too often. Both by email and by text. The first I remember seeing was mid 1990's. The objective at that time was to farm as many email addresses as possible since they were worth gazillions in the boom (ahh, the good old days). Standard format, you got an email saying somebody fancies you, visit xxx.com to find out who. At xxx.com you were instructed to enter the email addresses of 3/4/5/however many people you fancied. If one matched you would be told. Naturally enough those 3/4/5 people you had named all now received an email telling them somebody fancied them and so on.
||The sincerety of this, the best www.SecretAdmirer.com, is a winning
feature and one of it's many unique features. This website sincerely
wants to help potential mutual relationships find each other.
||I guarantee [The_Saint] will not again be taken in by a cheap
swindle and WILL this time get at least one match at the best
www.SecretAdmirer.com when [The_Saint] and I are notified we
have flagged each other for a mutually desired long distance beer
||Yes there will be many conditional relationships that don't match,
but the mutual relationships will be uncovered and plenty of them.
That's what the world is made of.
||Jutta could knock this website out in her sleep, unleasing a ww
secret mutual attraction chain reaction.