Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Waging Peace

Today a comfortist cell bombarded a plane bound for moscow with pleasant smells of baking cookies.
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How exactly do we wage peace?

Rolling confetti guns move in 2 by 2 formation through a shopping mall, hug swat teams assaulted protestors with hugs and fluffy teddy bears. Crack infiltration teams snuck in and tidied your office, and left a nice note. Roving bands of hooligans jumped down from trucks and distributed chocolates, helping old ladies across busy streets.

bigattichouse, Sep 03 2009

Free hugs http://vids.myspace...al&videoid=13433792
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 03 2009]


       hello newbie. Let me greet you. sadly this does not reach my standards for being an invention. Inventions are not by axiom questions, they are answers. If you want to embellish any of the proto-ideas from the body text into a complete living idea, i encourage you to do so. If all you have is questions then maybe you should lurk for awhile or post on a site that is about sparking discussions. The "this will spark a discussion" format is frowned on here unless you keenly disguise it, which you did not do here.
WcW, Sep 03 2009

       wouldn't work: people'd be looking for the catch too much.
FlyingToaster, Sep 03 2009

       "Mr. 21 Quest, here, have this flower. Would you like to learn about Krishna Consciousness and the way to inner harmony, enlightenment, and world pea... OOOF"<thud>   

       Not a newbie, just seems to be more of a rarebie.
RayfordSteele, Sep 03 2009

       Uh oh [RayfordSteele], I fear a list coming on. Actually started making a list in my head.
blissmiss, Sep 03 2009


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