Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2019

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MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2019
  

       <consults Morse decoder ring> S S S S   

       [MB], did your keyboard develop a stutter?   

       placeholder placeholder placeholder placeholder--for where an idea would be, if we had one. Wherever might we find an idea?!
Sgt Teacup, Jan 28 2019
  

      
notexactly, Jan 29 2019
  

       … (placeholder [+/-] vote)
hippo, Jan 29 2019
  

       °°°
Ian Tindale, Jan 29 2019
  

       ooo
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 29 2019
  

       •••
Ian Tindale, Jan 29 2019
  

       I'm voting an enthusiastic...   

       ...
doctorremulac3, Jan 29 2019
  

       Withholding my vote until there is a bit more clarification as to the third point.
RayfordSteele, Jan 29 2019
  

       ··· (or to put it another way, ...)
Ian Tindale, Jan 29 2019
  

       Oh please.
bigsleep, Jan 29 2019
  

       •°.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 29 2019
  

       º°®
Ian Tindale, Jan 30 2019
  

       @;
RayfordSteele, Jan 30 2019
  

       …of course, I was glad I remember how to tie a bow tie.
Ian Tindale, Jan 30 2019
  

       h m m
not_morrison_rm, Jan 30 2019
  

       [-]... , waste of tiny spaces.
wjt, Jan 30 2019
  

       .
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pocmloc, Jan 30 2019
  

       I seem to be missing the points.
AusCan531, Jan 30 2019
  

       My ellipsis are sealed.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 30 2019
  

       Very few annotations here are using the ellipsis character though - "…" - most are just using three dots - "..." - which is completely different.
hippo, Jan 30 2019
  

       ! ! !
not_morrison_rm, Jan 30 2019
  

       Very few annotations are using proper quotation marks “and” – most are using the double-prime, which is utterly unsame.   

       Also, very few annotations are using a proper en- dash – most are using the hyphen, which is stupendously variantous.
Ian Tindale, Jan 30 2019
  

       I've also noticed that most of the supposed "spaces" ( ) are in fact just gaps between characters.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 30 2019
  

       [Max] Has brought the list to an end as ‘spaces’ are the final frontier.
AusCan531, Jan 30 2019
  

       It is impolite to break the 4th wall, but I received this:   

       Sealing in the suc to powerfully destroy more coomb, fondling bristle, and earth, the lightweight Dyson Stick Vacuum Cleaner is superior for all style of possession and carpets. Provides up to 40 critical of weak-familiar suc with no gimp to stumble over. Dyson Stick Vacuum Cleaner condition up to 40 exact of commonplace-frank suc with no gimp to unfold works on all semblance of possession.   

       The first furniture you’ll news around the Stick Vacuum Cleaner is that it comes with a fortune of affairs. In augmentation to the old, lilac, and bay vacuum itself, there’s an orange baton and six attachments. The delicate trundle cleaner poll is meant for possession, while the outspoken constrain cleaner height has bristles for carpet detergent. There’s also a motorized implement. That composition well on fondling haircloth, a cleft drive, and smooth brushwood for scouring electronics. Yes, Dyson vacuums actually pick up more dirt with fewer passes.   

       ...   

       My perception is that it was written in earnest and then somehow translated.
beanangel, Jan 31 2019
  

       ... from the original Vogon:   

       //powerfully destroy more coomb, fondling bristle, and earth//   

       Sp. "Morecambe, Framlingham, Bristol and Earth". That might leave a nice clean vacuum.
pertinax, Jan 31 2019
  
      
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