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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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Brightly-colored (glow in the dark?) condoms with a cool-looking shark-like dorsal fin on top. They should also feature a musical computer chip that plays the theme from Jaws. Use in action only if the partner is willing!
Kokigami - Origami Costuming for, uh, Ahem...
Not condoms, but there's animals and other disguises to use! [quanta, Aug 25 2000, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||definitely glow in the dark - no need for the brown paper bag - for either - you got a problem ian?
ta for kokigami link - love it
||Once, at Geisel Library at UCSD, I found a book all about dildos which included a picture of a Shamu dildo, with fins and everything.
||"Du du..... dudu.. dudu... dudududududu
YESSS!!!!!" Jacque Cousteau's prime choice