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How about a diet control helper toy that you can keep inside the fride. Everytime you open the door to eat something it starts yelling at you. If you open the door too often the profanity level increases. Simple light activated, timer circuit connected to an audio chip will do the magic.
||Those little cows that go moo. Very creepy at midnight, you open a fridge and hear, in a low voicem, "Moo..."