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guilt pill

remove feelings of guilt
 
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have you ever done a really bad thing and then felt very guilty? yes i know you have. well no need for hellmary's or self mutilaion, as the guilt pill is here.

been unfaithfull and it's keeping you up at night? just drop a guilt pill and your self loathing will be replaced by self love. steeling from your son's piggy bank to fuel your coke habit? again don't worry a pill will sort out those uncomfortable feelings, leaving you the single task of creating an imaginative story behind their dissapearence involving goblins and witches.

on sale soon

pokia, Jan 05 2004

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       ave i don a eally ad hing ? o es i ave.
skinflaps, Jan 05 2004
  

       Baked. Try (or don't) a cocktail of alcohol, ecstacy and cocaine. If pikey, replace coke with speed, for extra aggressive effect.
calum, Jan 05 2004
  

       just steel yourself for eternal amnation.
po, Jan 05 2004
  

       I would think a guilt pill would *make* you feel guilty. Useful when you're pleading in court or have to apologize to someone, and you need it to be convincing.
phundug, Jan 05 2004
  

       WIBNI unless details are forthcoming about the mechanism used by the guilt pill to prevent you feeling guilty.   

       Watch out by the way, if the catholic church discovers your invention then they will have to have you silenced - their entire existence is dependent on guilt!
dobtabulous, Jan 05 2004
  
      
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