Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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popcorn coffin
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thing of being cremated? don't waste heat, and there willbe asnack for the wake:longpig flavoured one day the world will end not with a bang or whimper but a pop! pop! pop!!


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No idea here? [marked-for-deletion]
hippo, Jul 18 2004

       The idea seems to be for a coffin manufactured from corn kernels, designed to pop in the furnace and, possibly, be deposited via a handy brushed steel dispenser, into the cupped palms of greedy funeral goers. I'm trying to conceive of a way to facilitate the creation of a useful all corn coffin. Frankly, I can't.
calum, Jul 18 2004

DesertFox, Jul 18 2004

       JABERWOCKEY never would have posted such tripe.   

       too disgusting to bun, too halfbaked to bone.
Voice, Jun 02 2010

       [BABDERSNATCH]'s English has an uncanny resemblance to Shakespeare.
DrWorm, Jun 03 2010

       I like it, and envision a Jiffy Pop-like coffin filled with popcorn and me. The key is to shake it.
phoenix, Jun 03 2010


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