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sex organ lighting control system

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via wireless RFID sensor sticky tabs your phone is able to capture a status reading of an individuals sexual arousal. The app is configured to affect lighting based on preset lighting reactions to preset arousal status.

No arousal sets the lighting in the home of office to dim. Increased arousal sets the lighting on the highest brightness or possibly set on strobe.

Depending on the lighting control system in place there could be a party mode where a great number of people can have their status delivered to the lighting control system that would effect the lighting in the vicinity of the individual.

With a particular lighting design and a variety of people all keyed into the system any environment may turn rapidly into a party.

vfrackis, Sep 29 2014

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[calum, Sep 30 2014]

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       I was imagining LED strips outlining one's wonger
pocmloc, Sep 29 2014
  

       WIBNI, magic. At least it's not in other:general
normzone, Sep 29 2014
  

       I'm not particularly interested in going to a party where people have light controlling sensors glued to their junk.
doctorremulac3, Sep 29 2014
  

       //I'm not particularly interested in going to a party where people have light controlling sensors glued to their junk.   

       Would make a novel emergency lighting system for subway stations or coal mines.
not_morrison_rm, Sep 29 2014
  

       I'm particularly interested in going to a party where people have light controlling sensors glued to their junk.
zeno, Sep 30 2014
  

       It could get confusing if it were crowded.
bungston, Sep 30 2014
  

       So it's back to bromide in the tea then, if you want to keep your electricity bills down?
DrBob, Sep 30 2014
  

       After some consideration, I'm with [zeno] on this one. It's bound to be interesting.
normzone, Sep 30 2014
  

       The lighting arrangement seems backwards.
RayfordSteele, Sep 30 2014
  

       Sensors glued to the lights that control your junk?
normzone, Oct 01 2014
  

       Like I already said, sensors controlling lights glued to your junk. Now that would be a party worth seeing.
pocmloc, Oct 01 2014
  

       No, the lights should turn down based on your arousal. Unless you like it with the lights on.
RayfordSteele, Oct 01 2014
  

       I'm here with [normzone]. He's well up for it.
zeno, Oct 01 2014
  

       For ugly people, it'd be a negative feedback loop.* And most of us get ugly with the passing of time. So, what [RayfordSteele] said.   

       *However, I may be underestimating the extent of diffraction through beer goggles.
pertinax, Oct 04 2014
  

       [pocmloc]'s idea is more interesting, but it relies on a scalar, rather than vector, conception of arousal. This defect might be addressed with moving, coloured lights, and an abstruse convention for interpreting them.   

       The "abstruse" part is important here.
pertinax, Oct 04 2014
  

       I read "sex organ lightning control system". I showed up here for that, but was disappointed.
ixnaum, Oct 04 2014
  
      
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