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I would like to be secretly cremated. At my funeral, a coffin holding the following items would be carried:
A mist machine
An audio device
An animated corpse robot (maybe a rented Asimo in a corpse costume wearing fancy clothes)
The plan, obviously, is for the mist to start pouring out,
a muffled screaming and scratching sound to be heard, for the coffin to be dropped, and for the robot to stand up and stumble about for ten minutes or so.
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You had me at 'obviously'. [+] |
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That would be great! There could be a second one that gets out of the hole and tackles the first back into it:O) Then flames, followed by earth collapsing into the hole. |
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