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2 fries shy of a happy meal

"Yes, I thought I'd be taller too, ok now, just relax, take a deep breath, and count backwards from infinity."

Favorite quote:

"I live on Earth at present, and I don't know what I am. I know that I am not a category. I am not a thing — a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process — an integral function of the universe. "

~Bucky Fuller~

Second favorite quote:

Perhaps it is better in this present world of ours that a revolutionary idea or invention instead of being helped and patted, be hampered and ill-treated in its adolescence — by want of means, by selfish interest, pedantry, stupidity and ignorance; that it be attacked and stifled; that it pass through bitter trials and tribulations, through the heartless strife of commercial existence. So do we get our light. So all that was great in the past was ridiculed, condemned, combated, suppressed — only to emerge all the more powerfully, all the more triumphantly from the struggle.

~Nikola Tesla~... it's a nice sentiment but I'm not so sure I agree, I mean, look how that dude ended up.

I guess third favorite has to go to Aldous Huxley;

“The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. "Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does." They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.”

My other profile page is imaginary... and it's way cooler than this one.

seirfowt @ g mail dot com

My ten favorites in no particular order:

Bobble Hydra
World-Wave
Treethedral
Dolphin Language
Omnioculars
Fullerene fulgurites
Lines between the reading
Infinite Foyer
Gyroscillation
N.A.W.C.H.
<adds>
Cymetchesketch
<likes it>

I would never rob the Ooolongftangftangbank.

[Oct 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2015]

   
(+1) 3D Chladni patterns
(+11)(+11) 3D Jello printer
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) above ground swimming
(+10)(+10) Aeolian Skipping Rope
(+2, -6) Alexandrite of way
(+3, -4) All-saw
(+5) Almost unstoppable wheelchair
(+3) Alphabejigsaw
(+2) Animalgorithm
(+6) Anti farmer-tan ktop
(+6) Antidepresspirant
(+31, -5)(+31, -5)(+31, -5) Aquari'ome
(+3, -1) Aquatic Fauna
(+6, -2) Aquodeo
 Archimede-opter
(+3) Arrestaeration
(+1) Art Form
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Assault 'n Vinegar
(+3) Audiologram
(+3) Baby Belly Hammock
(+3, -2) Ballammo
 Bed of Nails
(+7, -2) Bee fence
 Bernoulli UFO
(+1) BigWheel tm
(+7) BinkerBuoys (bm)
(+5) Birthptism
(+7) Bithmuth dithplay
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Boatercycle
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) bobble hydra
(+6, -1) Boom-meringue
(+4, -1) Bootstrap pulling
(+29, -1)(+29, -1)(+29, -1) BouncyBallSnow CastlePitGlobe
(+6) BowlerCoaster
(+3) Braille hammer
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Bubble gunn
(+5, -2) Bubbuildings
(+9)(+9) Bugblecide
(+11)(+11) Bullseye Pizza Pan
(+4, -1) Burning-man
(+7, -3) butterflykisses
(+1) C.S.I. myelopoiesis
(+17)(+17) Canadian Army knife
 Cannondle
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Cannondrum
 CanUMex
(+2) Carrier Goose
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Cartoonaoke?
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Catalytic Consortium
(+8)(+8) Caterpillary action
(+2, -1) Centriflywheelugal force
(+1) Centrifugal Farce
(+6) Centrifugiverse
(+42, -2)(+42, -2)(+42, -2) Chainoodles
 Chastitaser
(+40, -2)(+40, -2)(+40, -2) Chesshenge
(+16)(+16) Chesspice
(+6, -1) Chew chew train
(+8)(+8) Children of the nitinol
(+5, -1) Chrono-logic.com
(+4) Chronozoetrope
(+2) Cloud Zeppelin
(+11)(+11) Cluehouse
(+3) CO2 at home
(+12)(+12) Coanda Orrery
(+3) Coexist-tent
(+6) Coffee mugg
(+2) Compound-Bow Tie
(+15, -6)(+15, -6) Constructaceptives
(+15)(+15) Conveyor bed
(+1) copy copy copy/paste paste paste
 Criss-cross spell-check
(+6) Critical mass light.
 Crutch-sachels
(+1, -2) Cryptochromagnetic FlockOff
(+3, -1) Cryptoverlaptography
(+5) Crystal ball snow-globe
(+2) Crystal Organ
 Curving Bullets
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Cutting room floored
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Cymetchasketch
(+5) Damashqis' Steel
 De-ranged
 Deactivate crosswalk button
(+1) Dead-air bags
(+43, -2)(+43, -2)(+43, -2) Deflater Mouse
(+2, -1) Deflection Disks
(+21)(+21)(+21) Delayed Mentos
(+17)(+17) Deoxyribonucleinker toys
(+7) Desktop fireworks
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Dial-a-roll
(+5) Diamagnetic contact lenses
(+4, -1) Diamagnetumbrella
(+1) Diamond ring
(-1) Dilatant dilettante dancers
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Ding Doh!
(+1) Documentree
(+1) doggum
(+15)(+15) Dogth Vader.
(+16)(+16) Dolphin in a can
(+6, -3) dolphin language
(+1) Dominathalon
(+13)(+13) Doom buggy
(+7) Dragon
(+12)(+12) Dual Japanese fan clock
 Dyson sphire escape
(+3, -2) Eddy's current escape.
(+11)(+11) Eel-mobile
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Eggtch-a-sketch
(+3, -1) Elbow-lift
 Electric Galleon
(+6, -4) Electro-crete
(+3, -1) Electromalgum
(+7) Elemental juggling
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) Emperor's ball
(+6) Evapowriter
(+6) Exploding throwing stars
(+1) Eye to eye
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Faces of disease
(+8)(+8) Fahrenheist 451
(+6, -2) Fairway grenades
(+8)(+8) Fan-dangos
(+7) Fiber optic Lego
(+3) Fields of algae
 Figure 8'vly speaking.
(+11)(+11) Firebow
(+5) Fireclackers
(+3, -5) FiredDrill
(+6) Fletch-effluvium
(+6) Floattie
(+10)(+10) Fluid robotics
(+12)(+12) Flying Dutchman
(+5) Flying in V.I.S.I.B.L.E. Zepplins
(+10)(+10) Franken-steins
 Freefall...er
(+1) Front Brace
(+7, -1) Froogle
(+3) Fullerene Fulgurites
(+7, -1) Garden Gutters
(+14)(+14) Gazoontdart
(+5, -1) Geek Gauntlet
(+6, -1) Geodeseggs
(+3, -1) Get paid to vote on binding referendums
(+6) Glacial guppies
(+1) Google map-tilt
(+3) Großvater Eggs
(+4, -1) Guide bats.
(+1) Gyrebage collection
 Gyro Achitecture
(+1) Gyrodome
(+7) Gyrograph
(+7) Gyroscillation
 Gyrosphere
(+5) Half past empty
(+4, -2) Halfbakery spring cleaning
(+1) Hands-free forearm crutches
(+5) Handy Feet
(+10)(+10) Hard broiled egg
(+3) Helios helper
(+6) Heron tea pot
(+11)(+11) Hitch-hiker-helper
 Hoberman disk
(+7, -2) Hocus Focus.
 Horizontal scroll display
(+1) Horse Fly Bridle
(+9, -11) Hot water toilet flush (S.H.I.T.T.)
(+2, -1) House Of Cars
(+9)(+9) House of whacks
(+5, -1) Hypnotize U
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Ice-Sculpades
(+3) Infestspraytion
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Infiniscope
(+5, -1) Infinite foyer
(+10)(+10) Inflatable flailing tube costume
(+7) Inflatabubble flailer
(+4) Insta-slushie
(+4) Instant breakfast
(+8, -1) Instattoo
 Intellectual property middle ground
(+20, -3)(+20, -3) Internal crystallization Engine
 Invisiball
(+4) Jacob's Galleon
 Jar of pickle
(+2, -3) Jellacid
(+12)(+12) Jigsaw Tiles
(+4, -1) Jolly-Roger Ram-Jet
(+25)(+25)(+25) KFnoirfke
(+3, -1) Knotstem
(+3, -2) Laballrynth
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Labyrinfinitum
(+1) lampscapes
(+7) Laspeyresia lounger
(+12, -5) Lazamboni
(+3, -1) Legodesic
(+2) Lines between the reading.
(+5) Lintionery,
(+2) Log'o'rhythm
(+5, -1) Looking Glass Ties
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Lunark
(+2, -1) Magic eight ball dice
(+4, -1) Magna-Bra
 Magnetub
(+7) Man powered flapping flight
(+1) Mandiball
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Manuwipe
(+3) Mass of humanity.
(+18)(+18) Matrioshkurn
(+3) McGillicuddy's revenge
(+5) Meniscus clock
(+9, -2) Merc Chess
(+1) Mermen
(+4, -3) Metaphysics 101
(+7) Meteoriatric geriatrology.
 Mine Mercury
(+7) Miniautilus
(+4) Mirror-morph
(+5) Mobilitree
(+5) Mobius printing strip
(+5, -3) Mobius strip tees
(+3) Modular terrarium
(+4, -3) MoMentos
(+6) Monopole-y
(+3, -2) Moonshrooms
(+3) Morning-star Mace.
(+3, -1) Morphler
(+6) Mosaicigsaw puzzle
(+8)(+8) Mote in Jupiters eye
 Motorcycle attachments
 Mounted split keyboard
(+18)(+18) N.A.W.C.H. (north american west coast halfcon)
(+6) Nanofist density
(+10)(+10) Necromanager
(+11)(+11) Nested Cookbook
(+6) Newton's Cradle of Civilization
 Nitinol Visor
(+3, -2) Non alphabetical baking
(+2, -1) Non-perpetual motion machine
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) NoOval course
(+6) not-a-Hologram in your tank
(+1, -2) Not really holographic books
(+21, -1)(+21, -1)(+21, -1) Nuclear critters
(+4) Numbrella
(+29, -1)(+29, -1)(+29, -1) Ogopogurniture
(+7) Olfactrubik's cube.
(+2) Olympic discus skipping
(+2, -1) Omnioculars
(+6, -2) Opinionata
(+38, -2)(+38, -2)(+38, -2) Orb-o-coaster
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) orbital guppies
(+8)(+8) Orbituary
(+2, -5) Ovagami
(+3) Palinopsicolour
 Pantagraph derby racer
(+15)(+15) Parachute suit pursuit
(+1) Paradigm.com
(+4) Parchmint Julep Tea
(+2, -1) Passive deck lighting
(+3) Pedal powered paddlewheelair
(+2, -8)(+2, -8) Pee Pill.
(+7) Pencil Cayennes
(+7) Pendulumandala
(+5) Perceptuarium
 Periscope app
(+11)(+11) Periscopulars
(+3) Perpetual anti-gravity buttered toast/ falling cat machine.
(+2) Phlubmarine
(+2) Photosimulacrum
 Piezo Esclinkynator
(+6) Piezoelectrocking chair
(+1) Pin-head Screwdriver
(+14)(+14) Pinbowl wizard
(+2) Pinealopoly
 Pinhead gameboard
 Placental allergy testing
(+4, -1) Plate tonic
(+2) PointerSpecs
(+2) Polar bear heating
(+4) Pop rocks cubed
(+4) Porta-Pole
(+11)(+11) Pot-hole Zamboni
(+6) POV chucks
(+2, -1) power cows
(+3, -1) Preezing
(+5) Pressure sensitive camouflage
(+7) Prince Rupert Spheres
(+9)(+9) Programmable Zen rock garden
(+10, -5) Promotional pivoting paper pixel panoply
(+1) Proximity touch screen
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Pumpkameleon
 Purple pee pool beater
(-2) Pyramidabolic
(+3) Pyrotechnic billiards
(+1) R.I.P.
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Racktacular.
(+5, -1) Rainbow paint
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Re-fowestation
(+7) Recycling stapler
(+2) Reefulgurites
(+8)(+8) Remote Couchtrol
(+2) Rescue buddy
(+1) Retirement Investment Gravity-less Housing Trust
(+2) Rev-Rover
(+11)(+11) RIP Oliver Sacks
(+5) Roiler Coaster
(+10)(+10) Roller Coaster Treecoon
 Roller Rink
(+15)(+15) S.S. Sea Threw
(+8)(+8) Sand chucker (the ride)
(+4, -2) Scambivalence
(+12)(+12) Scrackball
(+5, -2) ScratchNsniffZworld
(+2, -1) Screwing up
(+2, -1) Second glance
 Self Contained Oxygen Extraction Underwater Breathing Apparatus
(+6) Self folding parachute
(+2) Self-scratching casts
(+17)(+17) Seraphimphonics
(+6, -4) Shampee
(+4) Shark riders
(+7) Shoot the Moon
(+1) Shproing propulsion
(+4, -1) Sibtutles
 signal changer
(+9)(+9) Six-pack snow fencing
(+2) Skindentation
(+6) SkipLED
 slingshot space
(+5) Slitherboard
 Snorkelscopic
(+8, -2) Solar hot air hang glider.
 Solar pool cover/heater
(+6) Solar steam engine.
(+1) Somewhere under the rainbow
(+6) Sonic dilatant egress.
(+3, -1) Sonic generators
(+7, -1) Space for sale
(+7) Spell Binding
(+2) Sploosh and spladders
(+1, -3) Sponge Pump 3
(+4, -2) Spooker
(+4, -1) Squags
(+2) Standing wave node reflector
(+8)(+8) Steady Hands
 Stop inflation
(+4) Street gang plow
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Sublimecapades
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) Sublimotion
(+13)(+13) Submersible flailing oxygenating tube men
 Suspended-Animation
(+3, -1) Suspended shower floor
(+2) T'elevator app
(+4, -1) Table of elementals
 Tactile 3-D GPS.
(+7) Taming of the Screw
(+8, -3) Tantoos
(+3) Tape measure/T-square
(+3) Tectonic Plates 2
(+2) Telescopic clippers
(+6) Tesla wind farm
(+2, -1) Thcwabbwe
(+1) The Last Lightbender
(+2) The Toroiding Inferno
(+2) The walls have ears,
 Theo Jansen hamster ball
(+19)(+19) Theremin Hero
(+7, -1) Thesaurusoetry
(+6) Thixotropic Painballs
(+4) three sheets to the wind
 Time viewing
(+3) Tired feet
(+5) Toastradamus
(+19)(+19) Top Tens
(+5) Topical Viagra
(+2) Touchtypetorial
 Traverse-tea
(+7, -1) Tread-Ski
(+5) Tree wells
(+8)(+8) Treethedral
(+2, -1) Triple Wide Camper
 Tsunomo
 Tube Cabin
 turbulent tunes
(+2) Umballrella
(+1) Umbra-lens
(+8)(+8) umop 3p!sdn velcrobstacle couse
(+10)(+10) Underwater Fireworks
(+8, -2) Unflatable mattress
 Unibot
(+1) Universal translator.
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Unlucky Charms
(+1) Unpredictaballs
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Utunesils
(+1, -2) Vacuum-fridge
(+10)(+10) Van De Grrruff toys
(+3, -1) Vanishingraffiti
(+4) Vortex de Graff
(+3) Vortex Taiko
(+2) Vortexpedo
(+5) W.F.O.
(+9)(+9) Warped weft
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Wasabi pops
(+14)(+14) Waser pistol
(+2) Water Totter
 Waterfall projection screen
(+2) Wave Amplification Vehicle Excelleration System
(+6) Web Harp
(+4) WebBullets
(+1) What happened?
(+5) Wheely bench
(+14)(+14) Wheely Rocker
(+4, -1) Wild rodeo
(+3) Wing-o-chute
(+7) Woibles
(+2, -1) Wok into the light.
(+8, -1) World-wave
(+8)(+8) Wunderpad
(+9)(+9) Yearhourglass
(+18)(+18) You are making a matsutake
(+8, -1) Zeus tag
(+1, -2) Zodiac slippers
(+2) Zoomball Tram
(+8)(+8) Zorbinky
 Zorbital Dodgem
 

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