Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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nineteenthly

I was never the man I used to be.

zerothly at gmail.com

Oh, by the way:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040404132024/http://www.halfbakery.com/user/grayure

There's also this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly

[May 25 2004, last modified Feb 11 2017]

   
(+5, -1) 1001 Dresses
(+4, -1) 2006: A Croissant Odyssey
(+4) A Level Playing Field
(+3) A world of your own
(+2) Add Um Bongo To The Congo
(+5) Adjustable fresnel lens glasses
(+1, -2) Agitating water filter
(+2, -5) Aidepikiw
 Alien breeding protocol
(+8, -1) All-VRAM computer
(+5) Allergy/ethical self-checkout
(+9, -2) Alphabetea
(+8, -6) Am I mad or not?
(+2) Angst Room
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Annual child lacquering
(+1, -6)(+1, -6) Anti-litigious multiple enclaved microstate
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Antipodean mosque
(+2, -1) Appropriate ingredients for drugs
(+4) Armillary sphere illustration for date, time and location
(+3, -4) Artificial intelligence "card" for IT hardware
(+3, -1) Ask Robots To Take Over The World
(+5, -1) astronomical mirrorball
(+3) Asymptotic Temperature Scale
 At right angles to reality
(+9, -3) Aubergine (eggplant) camera
 Audio on demand
(+2, -1) Australian wedding sugarcraft
(+9)(+9) Automated personal financial algorithms
(+10)(+10) Automotive Acupuncture
(-3) Auxetic foam loaf
(-1) B-side MP3 player
(+5, -13)(+5, -13) Baby formula by prescription only
(+3) Backwards compatible combined headphone/remote
(+6) Baedekerites
(-1) Balance Mastercard
(+2) Bang On The Pipe
(+3, -4) Barcode banknote printer
(+7, -5) Barely legal
(-2) Baudrillard-themed disposables
(+6) BBC1+400000
(+2) Bicycle lamp-ray
(+3) Biequatorial disorder
(+5, -3) Bill customers for surveillance
(+1) Binary Adders
 Binary Half-Adders
(+4) Binocular reflectors
 Biometric pause and play
(+2) Bipedal Airplanes
(+3, -1) Birdsong compression algorithm
(+2, -1) Blood Building Society
(+3) Blood pressure-tuned radio
(+6, -2) Boing Loo
(+1) Bonsai remedies
(+1) Boot from internet
(+3) Bouncy blackspots
(+2) Bread Beard
(+4) Build Martian canals on Earth
(+4) Busby Berkeley beverages
(-1) Cache the video RAM
(+4, -1) canweaveyourliverthen.com
(+2, -1) Carbon monoxide afterburner
(+5) Cavitation plasma induction impulse drive
(+1) Centrifugal Party
(+2, -8)(+2, -8) Ceremonial post-gender reassignment meal
(+3) Cetacean-aided kettle
(+8, -3) Charge laptops through the USBs
(+3, -1) Charger-seeking devices
 Charity vending machines
(+8, -2) Charles III - Reiki master
(+2) Chess op code
(+3) City And/Or Photo As CPU
(+6) Clay tablet business card
(+5, -1) Clean underwear roll
(+4, -2) Clone Of The Long Now
(+6, -2) Cloth of amber
(+2, -1) Clothing mirror/window
(+3) Cloud/Bubble Chamber As 3-D Display
(+3) Clown dentists
(+4) Cluedo Casualty
(+6) Coat of arms
(+1) Colour printing with black toner
(+3) Comedy genre hospital wards
(+8)(+8) Comedy venues at popular suicide spots
(-1) Computer cable frame
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Computer capybara
(+6) Computer in a bell jar
 Confidential public-access genome database
(+3, -7) Constantly remapping keyboard
(+1) Content-free GCSE
 Contrablution
(+5) Control looting with cloud seeding
(+7) Convert wool to silk with clothes moths
(+1, -2) Creative work CAPTCHA
 Crooked space
 current remission by causation of allergic necrosis and cachectic electro-resistance
(+7, -1) Custard travelator
(+22, -1)(+22, -1)(+22, -1) Dead fly-based printer toner
(+3, -4) "Dead she is"
(+1) Deathday Newspapers
(-1) Dedicated Starship Construction State
(+5, -2) Dehydrated forklift truck vending machine
(+6) Dehydrated umbrella
(+5, -2) Deliberately low-budget SF movies
(+7) Deliberately teach complete nonsense
(+15)(+15) Deliver The Water Supply As Elements
(+2) Dendritic sugar
(+21, -3)(+21, -3) Desperanto
(+3) Dewey Decimal System-Based Annotation Tangentiality Measurement Function
 Diagnostic bodystocking
(+3) Different-tasting news items
(+4, -1) Digital positronics
(+1) Digital Technicolor
(+2) DIL package centipede robot
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Dinner daleks
(+5, -1) Disabled dancing allowance
(+9, -4) Dissolve-a-dog
(+1) DNA zip
(+4, -2) Dodecahedral computer hardware
(+3, -1) dodecahedral soap dice
(+1) Dropper/plug bottle
(+6) Dubai-esque cheesy space environment
(+1) Duodecimal calendar
(+3) DVD plot resolution enhancement
(+3) Early pregnancy decoy bulge
(+2, -1) Earth, Wind and Fire therapy
 Eat tumours
(+2, -7)(+2, -7) Eat yourself
(+8, -1) Edible bibles
 Egalitarian Darth Vader/Stephen Hawking costume
(+1) ElastiCity
(+2, -1) Electric slug trail circuit board and more
(+1, -4) Empathy implant
(+8)(+8) Erotic airlocks
(+1) Etaion shrdlu blinking aid
(+6, -2) Eternity/wedding rings made entirely of diamond
(+4, -5) Ethical whaling
(+6, -5) Even more humane mousetrap
(+5, -4) Everlasting battery-flavoured ball
(+7, -1) Everything except Wikipedia
(+4) Exam in cheating
(+1, -2) .exe-partners
(+5, -3) Explanation mark
(+2, -1) Extend the North Atlantic Archipelago
(+4) Extendable TFT LCD
(+3, -7) Extended emergency service take two
(+4, -5) Extra hue between indigo and violet
(+10, -3) Extreme starching
(+10)(+10) Facebook face book face book
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) FAQ T-shirts
(+2, -8)(+2, -8) Feline gas appliance
(+4, -15)(+4, -15) Female school uniforms for both sexes
(+4) Fibre optic mains
(+12)(+12) Figure-of-Eight shaped soap opera
(+7) Fill your home with nitrogen
(+2) Film time travel movies on location in the past
(+4) Filthy A&P Textbook
(+2, -4) Find anti-custard
(+7) Fir tree-shaped interface
 Fish living on the side of your head
(+7) Flatbed printer
(+6) Fluorescent Ejaculating Smoke Alarm
(+1) Fluorite Cars
(-7)(-7) Flying Electric Spaghetti Monster
(+4, -2) Flying memory stick
(+17)(+17) Found new hardware: CUP OF COFFEE
(+3) Frame Underwear
(+1, -11)(+1, -11) Free electricity after a fatal accident
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Frogfrog and starfish dominatrices
(+9, -2) Front-row only chess
 Frozen Smoke Furniture
(+4, -5) Fuel ethanol from poisonous plants
 Full-scale Model Vehicles and Scaled Down Vehicles
(+5, -1) Furniture edibiliser
(+1) Gainy image compression
(+1) Gas-powered television
(+10)(+10) Get divorced by getting married backwards
(+7) Giant cyborg hamster
(+9, -5) Giant date and time display on the Moon
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Gigantic passenger butterfly
(+6, -1) Glass alarm as doorbell
(-2) Go ask Alice
(+7, -5) Going him with she really is out?
 Greenhouse Focus
(+6, -2) GUI widget-only screensaver
(+2) Guitar chord keyboard
(+7) Hair guitar
(+3) Halfbakers' resurrection
(+3, -1) Halfbakery speedometer
(+3) Halfbakery <sub> tag.
(+5, -2) Hallowe'en mass extinction ball of fun
 Hand-Cranked Ray Gun
(+6) Hannibal Lecter's aquarium
 Hardcore to ambient glissando
(+8)(+8) Hardware task manager button
(+1, -2) Harvest honey by catapult
(+3, -1) Harvest noble gases from radioactive building materials
(+7) Hat dress
(+5) Have babies by email
(+1) Hearing voices mesh network
(+2) Heart-shaped electrocardiogram trace
(-1) Helicopter Enema
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Helium taxidermy
(+21, -1)(+21, -1)(+21, -1) Helium-xenon meringue organ
(+25, -2)(+25, -2)(+25, -2) Helm of Fuþark
(+5) Hemidemisemispheres
(+1, -3) Hernia prevention piercings
 Hexadecimapus
(+6, -3) Hibernate through unemployment
(+8, -2) Hibernate to save the world
(+2, -3) Hillsong compression algorithm
(+4) Hoberman sphere sand
(+3) Hockey road to ruin
(+2, -4) Hollow Kevlar® tower to orbit
(+4, -3) Home micro/DVD player hack combo.
(+7, -1) Home seaweed farm
(+2) Hoop-shaped mobile 'phone
(+3, -1) Hormonal headlouse treatment
(+3, -2) Human-sensitive street lighting
(+7, -16)(+7, -16) Humane cow explosion
(+6) Hundreds of telepathic froghoppers in space
(+2) Hybrid maglev/hovercraft
(+6) Hydrogen balloon plus Gauss gun
(+1, -2) Hypercomplex money
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Hypercorrect English
(+5) Hypercubism
(+3) Hyperspatial Battleships
(+3) Hyphenation As Subtraction
(+5) Hypnotax
 Iapetan piezoelectric generator and heat pump
(+5) If Wales was flattened out...
(-1) Imprisoning hardware
(+7, -3) Incinerating vacuum cleaner
(+13)(+13) Incompetician
(+2, -13)(+2, -13) Infinity banknote
(+8)(+8) Inflatable lumbar pocket
(+6) Inherently funny conlang
(+11)(+11) International Paroxysmal Alphabet
(+4) Internet death penalty
(+4) Interpret Public Toilet Signs Almost Literally
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Interstellar travel by fungus
(+2) Inverse Text=Negation
(+3, -1) Ironic noodles
(+9)(+9) ISO standard for formal wear (typed using Just A Minute rules)
(+6, -2) It wooden bee able to fly
(+2, -3) Jamie Oliver soup
(+8, -1) Jane Austen's colossal death robot
(+4) Joblessness and toillessness statistics
(+5, -3) Kamikaze journalism
(+4, -1) "Kevin Bacon"/Kevin Bacon
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 Knitted garments for hot weather
(+4, -2) Lapbottom
(+3) Large Wildlife Collider
(+5) Largely analogue electromechanical voice calculator
(+7) Largely Transparent Peripherals
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) Latte keyhole rotor
(+3) Laundry Disaster Upgrade Path
 Left and Right Hand Drive Beds
(+2, -3) Legal alternative to the British TV licence
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Lengthen the day by twenty-one minutes
 Life on Mars
 Lighter than air plane
(+11)(+11) Limehouse
(+2) Linear encoder pointing device
(+9)(+9) LOL Enforcer
(-1) Long Pork Scratchings
(+2) Lossy glossy
(+3, -6) Luminous lumina
(+3) Luminous neon balloon
(+9, -4) Lurvelight
(-2) M2Fs Pay F2Ms at transition
(+8)(+8) Machiavelli for kids
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) MACHINA RATIOCINATRIX
(+4) Made by an ELF®
(+3) Make calcium supplement from eggshells
(+1, -14)(+1, -14)(+1, -14) Make husbands their wives' property
(+4, -1) Make Maundy Money Mainstream
 Make Shipping Areas Into Parliamentary Constituencies
(+2, -3) Mandatory giant PA system for car cellphone/mobile users
(+7) Mark vehicle speeds as duodecimal fractions of c
(+1, -2) Marriage as an opt-out system
(+6) Martian internet server
 Maxwell's Luminous Refrigerator
(+1, -2) May you live in interesting tights
(+4) Medical Nurbalism
(+1) Mehbook
(+3, -1) Melodious car engine
(+4, -7) Merge thermodynamics and economics
(+4) Metric organisms
 MFD - Hypothesis?
(+1, -2) Micro-SD cassettes and records
(+2, -1) Mine mammoths
(+3, -2) Minibeasts of burden
(+10)(+10) Mission Impossible hard drive
(+4, -3) Mission to Planet Halfbakery
(+9)(+9) Mobile/Cellphone user profiles
(+1) Mobile 'phone as calculator accessory.
 Mobius zips
(+2, -1) Monarchist arcology
 Money Is Time
(+6) Monthly divisions of desktop menu
(+2) Most popular internet content by DAB
(+2) Mouldy medicines
(+2) MP-3
(+1, -4) Multicoloured cable ties
(+6) Multidimensional language
(+3, -1) Musical bedframe reverberation flatulence dormitory
(+4, -1) NaNONoWriMo
(+13, -5)(+13, -5) National Public Service
(+2, -1) Negative Poisson ratio zip teeth
(+11)(+11) Neurotic Pacman
(+3) Neutronium As A Cooking Ingredient
(+3) "Never Did Me Any Harm" Town
(+1) Newton's cradle ferris wheel
 Nicer chipboard
 Non-knitted non-woven fibrous fabric
(+3, -1) North-by-Northwesthampton
(+8, -1) Note coins
(+4) Notvember
(+4) Numbers Request Station
(+8)(+8) Octopus milk
(+2) -ologists and -ologians
 Online accounting-taxation link
(+6, -1) Online course for better spamming
(+3) Onscreen character/actor captions
(+3, -1) Origami factory
(+2) Pacman smorgasbord
(+1) Painted Albino Prop Animals
(+10)(+10) Palaeontological restaurant
(+1, -3) Paper library in a pack of cards
(+1, -10)(+1, -10) Parasite fashion
(+17)(+17) Parasol of time
(+1) Park On Motorways
(-5)(-5) Party in government pursues opposition's policies
(+1, -2) Passenger pedaled ferry
(+1) Passively-propelled airship
(+3, -2) Pay by mobile and RFID
(+9, -4) Pay for everything at once
(+2, -3) Pay households for domestic output
(+2, -4) Pay tax in kind
(+2, -1) Pedal-powered lift
(+2) Personal Numbers As Names
 Personal Week Balls
(+2, -1) Phlegmphone
(+2) ][Phone
(+4, -3) 'Phone jack powered portable blower
(+1, -2) Phosphorescent nebuliser bong vaccination
(+1) Physical text compression
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Piston oven
(+7) Pizza Marghedata
(+1, -2) Placebo-free medical treatment
(+13)(+13) Planetarium Hotel
(+4) Plastic Salad Ha Ha Bonk
(+2) Plausibly deniable car paint job
(+2) Plug everything into everything else
 Pocket procrastinator
(+8)(+8) Pocket Watch Minitablet
(+6) Poetic towerblocks
(+3, -2) Political corruption lambda calculus
(+3) Political opinion skin patches
(-1) Porn-friendly tablet PC
(+1) Post-term time holiday exams
(+3) Potassium vapour lamp
(+4, -3) Pre-emptive barcode tattooing
 Premodernist cereal
(+16)(+16) Prismatic newspaper
(+6, -2) Privatise the numbers system
 Professional Institute of Married People (PIMP)
(+5, -2) Propositional calculator
(+2, -1) Psychedelic Autopsy
(+6) Public money cutoff point
(+4, -2) Public UHF Frequency
(+3) Punishable operating system
(+2) Pyramid Pyramid Scheme
(+3, -1) Pythonised DVD player
(+1, -6)(+1, -6) Quiet hovercraft
 Radio tubes
(+7) Rate movies for realism
(+3, -1) Razorwear
(+4, -3) Re-enter the womb at the end of life
(+1) Recharge batteries by explosion
(+5, -1) Redscale raster display
 Remote control car snow melter
 Remote-control clean room
 Remote control periscope
(+3) Remote pet care
(+13)(+13) Repeat the Miller-Urey experiment with silane
(+3) Retch Pregnancy Test
(+9)(+9) Retirement home for leeches
(+4) Reverse the phosphorus bottleneck with veggie fish oil
 Reversible Pencil-Knife
(+6) Right-handed leather
(+4, -6) Right wing Marxist party
(+3) Rival technocrat parties
 Robot fox
(+3, -1) Robotic untangling needle
(+7, -2) Roller disco on Titan
 Rosetta Project for secret languages
(+4, -1) Rosetta Stone keyboard
(+1) Rotating stacked parking spots
(+2) Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Inanimals
(+10)(+10) Rubik's mazes
(+5, -6) Run programs on the cursor
(+4) Sad Hour
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) SAD monitor
(+7) Sadidas
(+4) Salad tape
(+5) Salt spray cellar
(+1) Scandinavianise England
(+6, -2) Sceptical alternative therapy
(+8, -3) Scissors sizzurs psyzzas
(+4) Screaming, laughing, weeping radio station
(+1, -4) Seal Dog
(+3) Search by royalty
(+1, -3) Secret Numbers
(+3, -4) Secretion soap
(+4, -1) Self-documenting peripherals
(+2) Self-recharging hearing aid
(+8, -4) Semi-random prices
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Sequester carbon with dark chocolate
(+8)(+8) Shakespeare-In-A-Sphere
(+6, -1) Shelf search engine
(+10, -8) Silent dating
 Silicone replacement therapy
(+1, -2) Sim Utilitarianism
(+15)(+15) SimCity to SimJungle (and back?)
(+2) Sin-free aperture
(+16, -5)(+16, -5) Single-character social networking
(+4, -1) Single pixel width font
(+5) Sink or swim language school
(+3) Slog laptop
(+6, -1) Sloth knitwear
(+9)(+9) Slovenian cave salamander-based photography medium
(+4) Slow down metastasis with anti-collagenase B cells
(+1) Slug turntable
(+4, -1) Smart sand display
(+1) Sneaky mobility scooter remote control
(+5) Sober up by dialysis
 Solar power from space elevator
(+4, -1) Solution-oriented medical interviews
(+3, -1) Solve RAM wobble
(+3) Sonic raytracing and physics engine
(+5, -1) Sonic the Groundhog Day
(+5) Space invader fireworks
(+4) Spectral chromatic scale
(+5) Spectral monitor
(+8, -1) Spend alternate days upside down
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Sptangdex
(+5) Squirming intubation tubes
(+2) Starfish for clothes
(+2) Stargazy Sushi
 Stillsuit jumpsuit
(+3) Stirling car air conditioning
(+6, -1) Stop all the clocks
(+12)(+12) Stop Motion Topiary
(+11)(+11) Store polarisation data in digital images
(+1, -4) Study transuranic chemistry through homœopathy
(+3) Submarine gills
(+8)(+8) Submersible Icebergs
(+3) Sucker gloves and socks
(+13)(+13) Sugar dodecahedra
(+12)(+12) Sugar hard drives
(+1) Summon The Tumbleweed
 Superconducting fractal heating element
(+4) Superluminal anime
(+4, -1) T'ai Chi soccer
(+2) Tall Billet Proof Shields at Public Spaces
(+3, -5) Tangential space elevator material currency standard
(+3) Targeted steroids
 Teach frogs to read Chinese
 Teach Immigrants Newspeak
(+6, -1) Telescopic longbow
(+9)(+9) Testicular extortion squad
(+6, -2) Text on DVDs
(+1) The Atheon
(+3, -1) The Greeks have a word for it
(+1) The Last Millimetre
(+6, -2) The natural history of accidental penises
(+4) The Nine Billion Games Of God
(+3) The Portrait Channel
(+2) The Sport Of King Edwards
(+1, -2) Thermoacoustic hovercraft silencer/engine
(+5) Thermographic "mirror"
 Three-dimensional book printing
(+2) Three dozen D camera
(+1, -2) Three-four-five caravan
(+2, -1) Three symbols for everything
(+12)(+12) Tomato Dating
(+7, -1) Tombstone Turing Test
(+8)(+8) Tomentose toilet
 Top-loading everything
(+3) Top-ology
(+6) Torchbishop
 Total Conversion By Random Displacement
(+2, -12)(+2, -12) Tow Jupiter to Earth orbit
(+5, -3) Trampoline stove
(+5, -3) Trans-scrotal appendectomy
(+6) Translate the Bible for Laughs
(+2) Tussauds-Designed Robots
(+2) TV Detector Starships
(-1) TV Licence as subsidy for gyms
(+5) Two nuclear-powered androids on the Moon
(+3, -6) Two thousand glyph script for Southern English English
(+7) Ultimate units
(+2) Underground, Overground, Warmbling Free
(-1) Undevicenifoggles
(+1) Unipedal and tripod airplanes etc
(+6) Use genuine old currency in reenactment
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Use The Whole Periodic Table For Anniversaries
(+2) Use Up Resources At The Same Rate As Deposition
(+7, -2) Useful banknotes
(+4, -2) Vampire mirror
(+3, -2) Variable density identical twins
(+3) Vegan Honey
(+3) Vegetable scarecrow
 Very large address space
(+5) Votey McVoteFace
 VR display plus gloves for 4-D visualisation
(+1) VR Library of Babel MUD
(+6) Water chess set
(+4, -1) Water-soluble tablet PC
(+4, -1) Water wheel-powered trains
(+13)(+13) Waxing and waning croissants
(+13)(+13) Web tuning knobs
(+4) Whistleblowing and open source via gene-splicing
 Whizzed germs
(+8, -1) Who else is awake?
(+7, -2) WikiTrue
(+1) Wireless/USB microsub
(+5, -1) Wireless wires
(+30, -5)(+30, -5)(+30, -5) Womanned mission to Venus
(+9)(+9) Wrist-mounted record player/wristwatch.
(+3, -2) Written internet
(+3, -8)(+3, -8) WWF-funded panda genocide
(+8)(+8) YouEarTrumpet
 Ziffer/zif fastener
 

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