Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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I wanted to be dipsy.

I like watching and listening to people.

I used to be opinionated until I met you.

"I walk about a bit" - (it seems de rigeur to be a bit mysterious)

http://markryden.com/paintings/index.html gallery 3 - thanks to quarterbaker.

freshclaws @ yahoo

(still) TOTALLY SMITTEN WITH A FELLOW HALFBAKER

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/ po the panda

http://www.birdlife.org/news/news/2004/12/hawaiian_tragedy.html

http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0205/feature6/

http://www.chemsoc.org/viselements/pages/polonium.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Po_(lateral_thinking) thanks to Dub.

http://www.geocities.com/freshcat3/lostpigeon.html?1093967453121 I liked this picture so much, I recreated it when the link broke. Need to find the picture - sorry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKad2V0WY3w

http://fiction.deslea.com/tubby.php

http://www.kungfu-guide.com/50besieged.html

http://www.dbijen.dds.nl/jokes/teletubbies.jpg a little worse for wear

[Aug 24 2001, last modified Oct 23 2015]

   
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 ketchup-based face cream
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 massive flat pack hysteria prevention service
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 mobile mail-box
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(+10)(+10) my other car is a Porsche 911
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 nessie babies
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 pet plasters
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 poor print bowl
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 rain hat
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(+15)(+15) reciprocal photos
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(+8, -2) Ride a Cock Horse
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 route master
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(+2) see-me boppers
 see that plant smile?
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 self-flickin’ duster
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 stanley knife type eraser
 steam powered surf board.
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(+1) waist watch for goldfish
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 well weird dictionary
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 whistling electric kettle
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(+4) <working title> 10 things not to do in a heatwave
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(+4, -2) zzzzzz... (sound asleep)
 

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