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Vaping can produce voluminous emissions that resemble
substantial
clouds of white smoke. This presents the opportunity for a device
to
be fitted to the vape, enabling it to generate controlled bursts
and gaps in the
emissions, effectively converting them into small scale smoke
signals.
A simple finger operated rocker control on the side of the
vape would deliver the required gaps, dots and dashes. (see image link)
Morse Code is probably the simplest binary type language to use,
being universally recognised, and easily learned. Vaping in Morse is
the perfect localised antidote to the digital device world of
texting,
messaging, etc.
Inevitable delux version features timed flashing light synchronised illuminations of the vapour bursts.
Morse Vape
https://i.pinimg.co...8dca71dcc276bf6.jpg probably looks a lot like this (steampunk version) [xenzag, Oct 28 2017]
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We read the title and got the meaning immediately without clicking through to the idea. |
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... ..- .-. . .-.. -.-- --..-- / .-- .... . -. / ...- .- .--. .. -. --. --..-- / - .... . / ...- .- .--. --- ..- .-. / -.-. --- -- -- . ... / .--. .-. . -.. --- -- .. -. .- -. - .-.. -.-- / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / - .... . / .--. . .-. ... --- -. .----. ... / -- --- ..- - .... ..--.. |
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That's a minor detail. Our vapes are designed to send morse code skywards when used correctly. |
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Some sort of nostril deflector ? |
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I hand all piffling details over to my technical minions.... My time is better served by munching on chocolate coated apples segments. |
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Have you tried chocolate-coated chocolate ? That's even better... |
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This would be a great spy novel plot device. |
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And to further encrypt matters, the scent you chose could be the key to which translation mode of the code you used. |
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