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Anti-bear claymore girdle

The last word in bear protection
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Backed by a titanium belt and shaped to protect the user from backblast, this girdle is guaranteed to stop, on a single use basis, any attack from any animal in the vicinity. Comes with companion upward-facing, rocket-stabilized anti-drop-bear claymore sombrero and downward-facing anti-tunnel-bear combat boots. ABCB: giving "combat boots" a whole new meaning.
Voice, Jan 09 2021


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       Up next: the anti-bear backpack nuke.
Voice, Jan 09 2021
  

       You are still going to demonstrate the sombrero first though, aren't you ?
8th of 7, Jan 09 2021
  

       coward
Voice, Jan 10 2021
  

       "feed the bears, feed the bears, t'uppence, t'uppence, t'uppence a bag...."
xenzag, Jan 10 2021
  

       Reminiscent of the scene in "Hogfather" where Susan takes the children to the park and notes the "invisible" bears that adults can't see ...
8th of 7, Jan 10 2021
  


 

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