Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Just use a tie as a belt
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But tie it the same as you tie a regular tie. It's like it is saying, "yeah and my dick wears a tie." I'm doing it right now. It kind if says f u to authority, except that I am nearly 50 years old and have had the same bureaucratic job for 10 years, so not really.
JesusHChrist, Apr 20 2014

Not even vaguely related... Buttinfront_20Fashions
[normzone, Apr 21 2014]

(?) //the wearing of gloves on the feet// http://www.vibramfivefingers.com
For [skoomphemph] [pocmloc, Apr 21 2014]


       Do you still have the long and short dependent ends? Because considering your abdominal girth as compared to that of your neck, I am surprised there is any left to hang down.   

       I am thinking if you had a special long tie (or you were very thin) you could have the knot in the back at your sacrum, and bring the end under between your legs, up, loop it under the waist belt tie and then have it hang down. Then you would not need to wear anything else. You could go to the beach!
bungston, Apr 20 2014

       // . Then you would not need to wear anything else. You could go to the beach //   

       In your case, [bungs], the brown paper bag over your head would still be mandatory, to avoid scaring children, the elderly, seagulls, and young donkeys of a nervous disposition.
8th of 7, Apr 20 2014

       Here I was thinking that this would be leather neckties with buckles.   

       >>wide end wouldn't fit   

       In response to which I propose button down collared pants.   

       Or ok yes leather neckties with buckles if you want to go down town Charlie Brown. I was thinking more of a shakespearean collar around the waist.
JesusHChrist, Apr 21 2014

       [+] to button down collared pants version.   

       Next step, a shirt neck with belt loops, a zip front to the neck, and a big buckled belt.   

       My contribution to the more extreme extension of this concept will be restricted to the wearing of gloves on the feet. (Others will have to decide what to do with the cowboy boots, hats, etc.)
skoomphemph, Apr 21 2014

       [pocmloc] My sister-in-law runs, and wears those <link>.   

       Her nephews call them her "gorilla feet" -- which actually pleases her no end, because her dream (and I mean seriously) is to go to visit the gorillas in Rwanda, to join the troop, to vanish into the mist with them, and never to return.   

       Normally I wouldn't know about stuff like gorilla feet, but just by chance, I do. The link is still interesting.   

       What I had in mind is something that gives one that trendy vervet monkey or baboon look, with long fingers stuffed with something - perhaps snacks? Almost a new kind of winklepicker.
skoomphemph, Apr 21 2014


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