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Buzz bomb that plays “the ride of the valkries” on the way to the target.

buzz jet, fuel injector, mp3 player
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As a toy for a supervillain: Sure you have cruise missiles that hug the ground and avoids radar but what kind of style is that. Bring back the buzz jet engine, use a fuel injector and control it with pulse width modulation so that it plays an appropriate tune as it crosses the country side.

Every supervillain could have their own theme song.

cjacks, Oct 09 2006

Internal Combustion Speakers Internal_20Combustion_20Speakers
Explosive high fidelity [cjacks, Oct 09 2006]

Pulse jet powered car http://aardvark.co.nz/pjet/gokart.htm
Batman had his jet car, the supervillain need one of these [cjacks, Oct 10 2006]

Why not an array of nozzles? Rollcap_20music
An older take on the same subject [neelandan, Oct 11 2006]

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       How can you not give this a bun.
augusta, Oct 10 2006
  

       Hey - an application for my invention already.
neelandan, Oct 10 2006
  

       sp: Valkyries.
ldischler, Oct 10 2006
  

       How would you adjust the tune so that it would not be spoiled by the Doppler effect?
pertinax, Oct 10 2006
  

       Mine plays Yakety Sax.
Galbinus_Caeli, Oct 10 2006
  

       The Doppler Effect would only compress or expand the scale and frankly supervillains don’t bloody care about perfect pitch. Indeed being off fits the persona. So does misspelling stuff. Baaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa
cjacks, Oct 10 2006
  

       Cool idea, and it would be nice, but it won't work as described. A buzz jet is tuned to the length of the tailpipe. It plays one steady note, and there isn't anything that you can do about that with a fuel injector. Just maybe, if you made a sliding tailpipe, you could make a trombone effect, maybe.
baconbrain, Oct 10 2006
  

       Compressor up front, rotating perforated disk that opens and closes a port at 40 kilohertz, small chamber after that with fuel injector, second perforated disk, combustion chamber with spark plug, tube designed to silence frequencies above 20 kilohertz. Theory of operation: At 40 kilohertz air enters the first chamber and is mixed with varying amounts of fuel, this is then pushed into the combustion chamber by the next charge where it is ignited. The varying amounts of fuel create varying amplitude impulses that are combined by the low pass effect of the tube. The trick is to create compression and insure ignition only by spark. This is not a standard pulse jet design but there are variations. And you don’t have to have a tuned pipe to get air into the combustion chamber. The first designs used “ram air”, A catapult was used to get the jet up to speed and a funnel shape compressed air into the combustion chamber. The tuned pipe just allows the jet to work at low speeds. Blow this design out a tube like a mortar, let the wings extend and away she goes playing her tune.
cjacks, Oct 10 2006
  

       UB has a good point and it kills two birds with one stone.
augusta, Oct 10 2006
  
      
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