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You'd need a pretty hefty shock but you'd essentially be
supercharging your run with a bank of batteries in your
backpack or around your belt.
Note: the title of this isn't "Comfortable Running Aid That
Feels Really Good". It would be torture, but I think it could
make you run inhumanly fast.
If you were really out of your
mind you could add electrical heart stimulation as well.
I've never heard of such a thing but I'm sure somebody's
thought of this before. Upon reference to such an invention
this will be cheerfully withdrawn.
||I volunteer as videographer for the trial runs, but I'm not picking up the body parts.