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It's Crufts time again, and hundereds of
dogs will soon be paraded, along with
their proud owners, in front of an
audience of millions. (see link)
We get to see the dogs lining up, running
around, walking up and down,
various tasks and generally being
in their best possible
What we don't get to see are the
outrageous, fantasy homes where the
dogs might live.
Every Dog Has Its Duplex focuses on this
most important aspect of any dog's life,
by running a competition to see which
has the best kennel.
Each kennel would be introduced by an
expert, who would go on to describe its
various features, internal and exterior
decor, in the manner of a trained real
estate presenter. Property style
would also be available for the public to
".....and which Jack Russell wouldn't
delight in spending the night in this
charming, miniature Airstream caravan
flocked magenta), complete with
contrasting Norman Castle style entrance
drawbridge, and gurgling water feature?"
an English dog's home is its kennel [xenzag, Mar 08 2007]
perfect for a Jack Russell (magenta flocking and drawbridge entrance feature available as extras) [xenzag, Mar 08 2007]
hmmmm, seems a common misconception. oops.
[po, Mar 09 2007]
in the doghouse!
I wonder if every idea on the halfbakery will in time be harvested and realised? [xenzag, Feb 27 2014]
||Sounds like a TV program waiting to happen. 'Pimp My Kennel' or somesuch. Urgh.[-]
||Life Styles of the Bitch and Famous wouldn't be complete without a video segments on the obstacles overcome by Foo-foo on her long climb to stardom, preparing for the event, the best doggie coffiure artists, advertising for high-end kennel accessories, etc.
||Just no. So very, very no.
||This is no siller than Crufts. Maybe less silly.
||//Ian, that's a welsh LL// Does that mean
we are allowed to make that cat-
regurgitating-a-stickleback noise at the
start of his name?
||Now I wish I had put up a website at the time of writing up the idea, running a competition. (see last link) Oh well, every dog has its day, as well as its duplex.
||And here I was, hoping to read an idea related to
quantum entangled dogs and possibly bark-based
faster-than-light communication. It'd be nice to see
pups involved in the space program again.