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Functional Piercings

Handy Piercings
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See link for glasses piercing. You could also have a cigarette holder piercing, variable lense microscope piercings, nose flute piercing, hair clip piercing, clips on the forehead and jaw to hold two upsidedown beercans like those stadium baseball beer caps, maybe a straw embedded into your cheek. Anything where it would be convenient to have something closer to your face.
JesusHChrist, Apr 08 2005

glasses piercing http://www.bmezine....bring/20041214.html
[JesusHChrist, Apr 08 2005]


       //Anything where it would be convenient to have something closer to your face//   

       A bottle opener hanging off of my chin on a braid of silver.
skinflaps, Apr 08 2005

       Yeah, or then you could just embed a bottle opener into your bottom lip and then we could package everything in bottles.
JesusHChrist, Apr 08 2005

       this may be the first truly inspirational idea you've had +
dentworth, Apr 08 2005

       how ironic! today of all days.
po, Apr 08 2005

       "...The idea of hanging eyeglasses from a piercing or a combination of piercings or even transdermal implants is something that a lot of us have toyed with..." (from the link)   


       Yep, I've often wondered about the viability of that...   

       (just in case you're wondering, I do actually have tattoos and piercings, I'm not being disapproving - it just struck me as a humourous line)
kmlabs, Apr 08 2005

       (And I've voted for)
kmlabs, Apr 08 2005

       [kmlabs] we all have tattoos and piercings here.
benfrost, Apr 08 2005

       Here where?
half, Apr 08 2005

       Deathslide pulley earrings, or in fact, any kind of pulley earring would at *some* time come in handy.   

       Ballpoint finger, eraser elbow, stapler tooth. (Yes I am sitting in the office thinking about this) 'Java in a Nutshell' miscrosopic tattoo?...maybe not.
zen_tom, Apr 08 2005

       just here. no higher, yes that's it.
benfrost, Apr 08 2005

       Whenever I see this kind of ideas I can only think of the pain it must represent getting one end of whatever is attached to the piercing to a moving object. (-)
PauloSargaco, Apr 08 2005

       I would like banjo finger picks embedded in my finger tips. I also intend to get the aforementioned piercing spectacles when they're readily available. What's one more piece of steel in my body anyway?
Noexit, Apr 08 2005

       My ex had a functional piercing.
Giblet, Apr 10 2005

       Razorblade fingernails.   

       Also, those glasses would be a lot cooler if they looked like Nike's strapless goggles.   

       Gibson chic. :)
Chrontius, Apr 10 2005

       A stainless steel tongue stud with bristles could guarantee you a fresh mouth all day long.
outloud, Oct 23 2009

       Since I was just about to post Glasses Piercing I suppose I must give this a (+).   

       The shepherd running dogs will love this one.
wjt, Apr 26 2020


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