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He-Man wizz amplifier

Want everybody to know you're "top dog"?
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This was inspired by the pee foam idea to make pissing quieter so blame him.

What about making it louder to inspire awe and respect from those around you? Pissing is used by other animals to show male dominance and we've lost our way in that regard. Microphones mounted around the toilet would pick up the un-intimidating tinkling sound, heavily amplify it and play a digitally modified, glorious Niagra Falls roar through a series of speakers arrayed throughout the house. Everyone for blocks, nay, miles around would know that "The big guy is taking a piss" Windows would rattle, car alarms would go off, dogs would start howling, you'd feel like a god. Be sure to switch it off for number 2 though.

doctorremulac3, May 27 2005

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       By changing pitch you could make various notes, even take a G wizz.   

       I have found that urinating from a high ladder makes a man sound very intimidating. [+]
Klaatu, May 27 2005
  

       Whizzing from a zeppelin! Nothing like it!
ldischler, May 27 2005
  
      
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