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RFID Curtains
I want my "smart home" to have the following conversation... |
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Living Room Sensor (LRS): CPU, RFID #UND1M1# Detected
CPU: #UND1M1# = Primary Male's Underwear has entered the Living Room.
CPU: LRS, search for RFID #PANTS*M1#
LRS: No RFID meeting that criteria has been detected.
CPU: Warning, Primary Male is not wearing pants.
CPU: Living Room(LR),
Execute program "Close_Curtains"
LR: Complying...Curtains Closed
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What happens if you're completely nude? |
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dbsousa and RayfordSteele, I think together you've just invented the need for RFID piercings ;) |
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If my smart home was really on the ball, it would shut the curtains if just my toothbrush and nothing else moved into the living room. But if it really knew me, I mean as a person, it would open the curtains wider and flash the lights. |
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11/06/07 installed service pack 1 to fix cross-dressing bug |
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