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Just be thankful for what you have. |
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Isn't that what the hook on the door is for ? |
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//who's johnson is so large and cumbersome as to necessitate laying it over ones thigh// that's hard to swallow... |
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//us begrudged few who's johnson is so large// - presumably you mean "whose", rather than "who's", otherwise the grammar doesn't make any sense at all. But even then this phrase is odd; the combination of the plural "us" with the singular "johnson" and "is" makes it clear that you belong to a curious group of men with only one penis to share between you. Do you take it in turns, or can you reserve it if you think you might 'get lucky'? |
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I'm guessing that posture is a big factor here. Who want's to drape their penis on the cold porcelain where thousands have peed? Not I. |
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They didn't ask, he didn't tell. |
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I thought this was going to be an incredibly humourous lavatory accessory... but it appears to have degenerated almost instantly into a 'johnson' measuring contest. |
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Yes [Twizz], actually I was a little relieved to see it fade, so quickly from the recent page. Since it has resurfaced however, allow me to explain: |
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Now, as that is out of the way: |
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//your wife, as I recall// |
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Not only is she my wife, [21Q], but she is also your mother. And We both find it a little disconcerting that you still require her to hold on to your wee-wee when you go potty. |
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//Isn't that what the hook on the door is for ?// |
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Yes, but that still doesn't keep it from dangling on the floor. The hook in the adjacent stall would serve this purpose, but I tire of having to reel it in whenever someone needs to utilize that particular stall. |
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Funny that! Anyways, I just let mine trawl around down in the water, who doesn't? |
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The basis of this is flawed. The open fronted toilet
seat was designed to overcome the problem of
drunks being knocked unconscious when the lid fell
on the back of their heads. |
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That seems less likely than the explanation that it's to reduce mess from lazy (male) urinators that don't lift the seat. |
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