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Sound sound toys

Great sounding toys that you don't care to listen to
 
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That musical game with the four buttons, where you have to remember the sequence. Why not play it with great sound coming from it, alternating between guitars, oboe, grand piano, and a full orchestra.

The kid's toy classic guitar on batteries: Why can't it just give a great spanish rhythm and give everybody a good time, and at the same time give the kid a round of applause!

The fire truck, with some epic music and a good sounding song. (Just looked up youtube, and the first song there "Here comes a great big fire truck is not bad.) You know what? A few songs, so you don't get sick and tired of hearing it. Including one quiet song about how the firemen need their rest between fires.

pashute, Nov 16 2020

Pashute's companion idea ... bluetooth_20audio_20toys
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       Because such toys are bought for other people's children primarily as an act of spite and revenge.
8th of 7, Nov 16 2020
  

       Yes, what 8th said. As I implied elsewhere, the joy a noisemaker brings to someone else's child is minor compared to my joy at the look on their parent's faces.
kdf, Nov 16 2020
  

       'THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE,' said Death, 'OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?'
8th of 7, Nov 16 2020
  

       My grandson two days ago at his 3rd birthday with only the masked elders of the family and the parents:   

       THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!   

       His mother (my daughter) had found the batteries for the fire truck and inserted them in. He was so excited that he completely forgot about crying for his haircut and lost hair.   

       Then half an hour later I wrote this idea.
pashute, Nov 18 2020
  

       For some parents, Hell is their offspring being gifted a noisy toy along with two sets of rechargeable batteries and a charger (so that one can be charged while the other is in use).
8th of 7, Nov 18 2020
  
      
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