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With technology these days, it seems limiting to have only humans do porn.
Imagine, a porn studio that creates claymation vegetable porn, similar in style to the famous zoo animals in "creature comforts. (See link)"
Now imagine a broccolli having its way with a carrot. 'Nuff said.
(?) Big Idea
An article on Big Idea about veggie tales. Don't tell me it doesn't look like the cucumber is sticking it to the tomato. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]
The acclaimed 1989 claymation documentry's entry on IMDB. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]
(?) It's also been done with sofas...
[Parental guidance: explicit sex between, um, sofas.] [DrCurry, Jun 05 2005]
Some pictures of suggestive vegetables [omegatron, Jun 05 2005]
||Croissants would be invited to join in on the action as well. Of course.
||And for dinner today children, we have chicken, chips and veg.
||How many times do I have to tell you daddy! "I don't like f*cking vegetables!"
||jutta: fearless investigative journalist that I am, I can report that your link is exactly what Blumster asks for, except it's live action, not claymation.
||Heh heh... [zeno] said "boned"