Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Veggie Tails

With technology these days, it seems limiting to have only humans do porn.
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Imagine, a porn studio that creates claymation vegetable porn, similar in style to the famous zoo animals in "creature comforts. (See link)"

Now imagine a broccolli having its way with a carrot. 'Nuff said.

Blumster, Jun 05 2005

(?) Big Idea http://www.bigidea..../news/musicboat.htm
An article on Big Idea about veggie tales. Don't tell me it doesn't look like the cucumber is sticking it to the tomato. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]

Creature Comforts http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099317/
The acclaimed 1989 claymation documentry's entry on IMDB. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]

(?) It's also been done with sofas... http://www.atomfilm...f_sex&mature=accept
[Parental guidance: explicit sex between, um, sofas.] [DrCurry, Jun 05 2005]

Vegan porn http://www.veganpor...ode=showcat&catid=6
Some pictures of suggestive vegetables [omegatron, Jun 05 2005]


       Croissants would be invited to join in on the action as well. Of course.
Blumster, Jun 05 2005

       And for dinner today children, we have chicken, chips and veg.
sven3012, Jun 05 2005

       How many times do I have to tell you daddy! "I don't like f*cking vegetables!"
sven3012, Jun 05 2005

       jutta: fearless investigative journalist that I am, I can report that your link is exactly what Blumster asks for, except it's live action, not claymation.
DrCurry, Jun 05 2005

       Idea boned by me
zeno, Jun 06 2005

       Heh heh... [zeno] said "boned"
justaguy, Jun 06 2005


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