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when you go to purchase your next pack of cigarettes
ask for a surprise pack from the Butt Hopper
the Butt Hopper gets filled with as wide a variety of cigarette packs as are available, you can churn the handle and out spits a random pack of cigarettes for the day.
if your gonna be an addict
might as well mix it up little
the social benefit here is accelerate the process of addict extinction.
Smoke what you get to Smoke!
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I liked this up until the mean spirited extinction part. |
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the best part?
you have a problem with the best part. |
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I don't understand this. Is this some sort of puritanical rant,
or is there a joke involved? I'm sure I'd find it very amusing if
only I were clever enough to understand the irony and so-
phis-ti-cated humour involved. |
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no puritanical rant here Max
i just have contempt for people that smoke? |
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so here I offer a product much like that which they are addicted to |
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the butt hopper makes destroying yourself as slowly as possible and getting attention a little bit more fun. |
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The automata dispersing brand specific cigarettes would probably be replaced by ones that still disperse brand specific, but with a 1:25 chance to get punched in the face, or something. |
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motivation equals you might get to try a brand you wouldn't normally ever choose to smoke on your own. |
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also a Butt Hopper Face Puncher i like that too |
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[admin: The halfbakery itself had no record of your annotation, zen_tom - blame browser/website, not vfrackis.] |
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I think he has a point about inconsistency possibly making it easier to quit entirely. Anything that interferes with the habitual components of the addiction will help with the "extinction" phase of kicking. Including a few duds might also help. |
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//i just have contempt for people that smoke? //
Why is that a question? |
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And, as Zen Tom said, why would I buy this when I can simply
buy my chosen brand and calmly raise my middle finger to
you? |
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