h a l f b a k e r y
actual product may differ from illustration
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
I saw a dark pink mannequin.
it scared me. I was inspired this is the perfect thing to
scare away aliens or intruders that may be entering your
bedroom at night while you sleep.
This device is a security alarm/scarecrow of sorts
the purpose is to alarm, wake you up and phone the
eyes will light up with red leds
the system will essentially have a smart phone inside
an emergency phone call capability. it will have some
proximity or motion sensor input, plug into the wall but
off of a battery, and should be dressed smartly.
Here is a Pink One half way down
the one that I saw in real life was dirtier and seemed more sinister but this one is disturbing too. [vfrackis, Mar 06 2013]
||The nice thing is, when you groggily roll over in the morning to turn off your alarm and see it you will be AWAKE.
||Great! [+] The reason this will scare aliens is that they are only projections/figments of your mind; so if it scares you it will scare them.
||but what about Russell Crows ufo photos Aliens are
really real now?
||Yes the head should swivel.
||This will be one of the first things I steal when I find
out where you live.