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relationship assistant
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Picture this, You're out on a first date, you meet in a bar/restaurant, you're chatting away when a drop dead gorgeous girl walks in (heads turn) she walks over "Barry is that you? wow i havent seen you in ages you look great "she then go's on to explain to your date that she is your ex and basically how fantastic you were as a person/lover how she is so sad you split up and how she has never met anyone like you since ,how she wishes she could meet up with you again etc. etc.all the time being very apologetic and nice to your date ,she slips you her new number then leaves (which you tear up in front of your now v.jealous and question asking date).

This service was brought to you by FITEX.com where you have previously selected your fit ex, discussed personal history, names, venue, time etc.

cost? 40 squid? 15 for the model 25 for your business fit ex could do maybe 10 visits in a night 10 employees = 84 grand a year (plus the interveiw process would be nice)

could also be used for buisness outings to impress clients plus male fit ex aswell?

funky monk flying, Mar 09 2006

For [funky monk flying]: Wingman Definition http://www.urbandic...ne.php?term=wingman
From Urban Dictionary [jurist, Mar 09 2006]

Wingman per Answers.com http://www.answers....-new-word?method=22
Note the paragraph discussing the businesses which have sprung up to provide *wingman* services for hire. [jurist, Mar 09 2006]

Welcome To Lady Wingmen http://www.ladywingmen.com/
The complete business package [funky monk flying] desires. [jurist, Mar 10 2006]

Rent-A-Wingman Rent-A-Wingman
Even featured here on the halfbakery in an idea by [stimpsonrc51] in July, 2005. [jurist, Mar 10 2006]

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       Extended feature wingman...
bristolz, Mar 09 2006

       What bris said.
DrCurry, Mar 09 2006

       That would really creep me out.
jutta, Mar 09 2006

       Whereas a relationship is when you manipulate them for long term benefit?
egbert, Mar 09 2006

       i thought this was a FUN site! you guys are so serious i think i'll make this my 1st and last post   

       manipulate women?, lie to them? you do it every day
funky monk flying, Mar 09 2006

       mmmmwonder why he thought this one up "The Liar Diary is a record for all the lies that a person tells so they needn't be overburdened by both the truth and what they are trying to pass off as the truth."   

       hippo crit
funky monk flying, Mar 09 2006

       Heh. This site is all over the place in terms of seriousness and silliness. I think that the women here consider your scheme to be very creepy simply because it's within the realm of possibility.   

       Wingmen, as they are called, already are in use to provide ice breaking services, in a deceptive way, for people wishing to meet potential dates.
bristolz, Mar 09 2006

       While the men are wondering, if you've got money to flash around, why you need any help dating. (Well, this one, at least.)
DrCurry, Mar 09 2006

       Well I thought it was funny. It would be doubly funny if your date had hired one as well.
wagster, Mar 09 2006

       is "squid" actually a currency?
craziness, Mar 09 2006

       sorry guys and gals, espesh rcarty, i did read the tone completely wrong , note to self "must try harder"   

       topless carwash anyone?   

       oh yeah ,never heard of wingman b4 is it american only?
funky monk flying, Mar 09 2006

       See [links] for *wingman* definition. The Answer.com link further describes the commercial wingman rental services to which [bristolz] alluded and previously cited on this site. Lady Wingmen is one of the services available for hire.
jurist, Mar 09 2006

       Depressingly, we've already had Topless Car-Wash here. It was by a user that has since been removed along with all his "ideas".
hidden truths, Mar 10 2006

       I rather like this one, in terms of merit.
RayfordSteele, Mar 10 2006

       //the interveiw process would be nice// - it would be interesting at least, as I have no idea what an interveiw is?... is it a type of window that lets in a pesky pedant, one at a time? zzzzz zzzz zzzzz zzzzz zzzz - how annoying are those zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's I love them - better than any fishbone - have some more, fading out ones ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz,,,,,.....   

       ps funky monk - // you guys are so serious i think i'll make this my first and last post // "You cannot be serious" John McEnroe - ok I'll try not to be.
xenzag, Mar 10 2006


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