Hi. I'm polartomato. Welcome to my profile-page-o-matic. It looks like a profile page but it also opens cans, cuts meat, slices and dices tomatoes, and perforates cardboard boxes.
My email address is t|o|m|a|t|o|b|a|k|e|r| a|t| y|a|h|o|o| d|o|t| c|o|m| without all the |'s. HBGC: e p s+ g- B- A++
Not only do I taste good in salads, but I am big and round and red. I am a 22-year old female midwestern American.
My Theme Song is Attack of the Polar Tomatoes.
"Attack of the polar tomatoes! Attack of the polar tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch!
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're frozen, brazen, jonesin', goin'
Frozen at each pole
They're standing outside your hole!
Remember Herman Farbage
With ideas well beyond his age
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he's fishboned into memory!
I know I'm going to miss her
A tomato 'boned my sister (not that way)
Sacramento fell today
They're replacing it with San Jose
The idea was baked already!