Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Belly Bag – Codpiece

Put your money where your meat is.
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This charming combination of codpiece and belly bag (fanny pack) will amaze the guys with its ingenuous practicality and wow the girls with its stylish bulk. In black or silver, genuine vinyl, the bag comes with adjustable waist and butt straps and has two zippered compartments allowing, for example, quick payment for and use of a urinal. This well-padded accessory will have people guessing if you're hiding a big roll of dough or hanging a havanna.
FarmerJohn, Jul 17 2002

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       Oh, heck .... Doctor ! Doctor ! He's got out again ....!
8th of 7, Jul 17 2002

       Word up.
calum, Jul 17 2002

       Excellent. Just what I've always wanted.
lilacbuttons, Jul 17 2002

       If you're waiting for someone to write an annotation about the hilarity that would be caused by the wearer of this thing undoing the wrong zip, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
hippo, Jul 17 2002

[ sctld ], Jul 17 2002

       Paper cut!
phoenix, Jul 17 2002

       calum: Do you mean the game, the song, a way of speaking, ...?   

       hippo: No, but someone might laugh if the wrong zipper was closed too quickly.   

       phoenix: Looks like something Chippendales might wear.
FarmerJohn, Jul 17 2002

       Your description made me think of the vido for "Word Up."
calum, Jul 17 2002

       Umm, the typical male wardrobe is dominated by relaxed-fit or baggy jeans. I think it's time that the codpiece-khaki became all the rage.   

       Until then, here's a beefy croissant to insert into your codpiece belly bag to create the illusion of awe-inspiring man-bulge.
polartomato, Jul 18 2002


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