Magic Johnson

Worn beneath you trousers, this inflatable on demand via a remote control codpiece can help you change, define and control most any social experience at will.

-Inflate when you want to get out of a conversation that has gone on too long. -Inflate when you just want to draw attention to your crotch. -Capture a wandering eye! -Instantly grab more room in a crowded elevator or subway car. Impress others with you ability to lift most anything with your groin.