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Have you ever found yourself yearning to break free from an
uncomfortable one-on-one situation? That girl that wont stop
talking to you at the party? The guy who hovers around your
desk all day? Breath Away is the answer for you! One whiff of
that foul stench will send that annoying nuisance
The secret to Breath Away mints is the crystal-filled flavor
center. Each tablet is covered with a refreshingly minty
outside that disguises the horror that lurks within. Once you
bite down, the flavor crystals in the center react with each
other to form a pungent gas cloud that you immediately
*exhale into the face of the would-be-pest.
Oh, and dont worry about being stuck with dragon breath...
just pop in another BreathAway! The minty outside will leave
your breath fresher than ever, while the deadly inside leaves
you ready for whatever life spits up.
*failure to exhale may cause irreversible kidney, liver and
spleen damage, unconsciousness, sudden uncontrollable bouts
of rage, and a need for your mother.
(?) Breath Away Mints
Everything you just read here, plus a FLAVOR LIST! Yes, this is my website. [ObPickle, Oct 17 2004]
||Your link suggests that your idea isn't original! Unless its your website of course...
||As I was going to say on the pizza idea - another thing that is likely to get a couple of 'Baked!' comments is if the idea has already been thought of. So steel yourself for that.
||For the record though, I really like the idea. Reminds me of some kind of non-lethal secret agents tooth - like a cyanide tooth. Now THERE is a halfbaked invention <nudge, nudge>.