Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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COVID-19 Piñata

make a piñata that looks like the COVID-19 virus
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You know what it looks like from your hotel pod of the same design.

When you burst open the COVID-19 Piñata, instead of the usual sweets and miscellaneous novelties, there is a shower of hard to get items, like toilet rolls and hand sanitiser, all wrapped in brightly coloured paper with ribbons etc to bring even more joy to the occasion.

xenzag, Mar 19 2020

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       It should contain fortune cookies with cheery messages like "YOU ARE NOW SERUM-POSITIVE FOR COVID-19" and "YOU WILL DIE FROM CARDIOPULMONARY COLLAPSE WITHIN 72 HOURS" ....
8th of 7, Mar 19 2020
  

       Perfect for homeschooling parents. Teach the kiddos while they beat their aggression out on the pinata. Brilliant, xen.
blissmiss, Mar 19 2020
  

       More efficient to just have more than one child, then they beat up one another. It's cheap, beneficial, teaches valuable survival skills and attitudes ("hate and fear those closest to you, for they are the biggest threat") and they actually enjoy it.   

       Well, the survivors do. The others, maybe not so much.
8th of 7, Mar 19 2020
  

       "Mum, What's all this twisty rope and why are the lollies funny shapes?".
wjt, Mar 20 2020
  

       The fact that people are blindfolded to find the virus is also symbolic.
4and20, Mar 20 2020
  

       Must be an American trend then in that case.
blissmiss, Mar 20 2020
  

       If so, now's your chance to go out and impose it on the rest of the planet ...
8th of 7, Mar 20 2020
  
      
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