Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Professional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.

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Fun game

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1: 3 or more people sit in a circle. 2: All write a number between 1 and 10 in secret. 3: All display their numbers and people with median numbers drink 3 pints of beer. 4: Repeat until all but one have peed themselves.

This can be done with hallucinagenic drugs also,except people will lose if they think gremlins are trying to kill them or something.

0_owaffleo_0, Oct 10 2003

Roger's Profanisaurus http://www.viz.co.u...saurus/profanis.htm
[stupop, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       Why? The ones that don't get to drink miss out. Try this:   

       1: 1-any number of people go to the pub
2: Someone gets a round in
3: Everyone drinks. (Repeat until discussing personal spirituality)
4: Get kebab.
squeak, Oct 10 2003

       5. Distribute kebab evenly over face.
stupop, Oct 10 2003

       ...and shirt front
squeak, Oct 10 2003

       and floor
sufc, Oct 10 2003

       From Roger's Profanisaurus (and from memory): Abrakebabra - a magic trick where a previously eaten kebab miraculously reappears on the front seat headrest of the minicab on the way home.
Gordon Comstock, Oct 10 2003

       Unless you get yourself a proper shami/shish kebab or even a well made non-minced-alsation-meat kebab. Yum. You don't want to waste that stuff.
squeak, Oct 10 2003

       Didn't [thumbwax] do a Profanisaurus once?
k_sra, Oct 10 2003

       Aye, of the Spastic era.
Deathjester, Oct 13 2003


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