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Each person at the party would be given a little bracelet to
put on their beer can. The bracelet would have a small hole
puncher aimed at the beer with a remote sensor to
Somewhere in the party would be the remote hub. At
random intervals, it would send a signal to one of the
bracelets (also chosen at random) to punch. Whoever had
their beer punched would then be forced to either shotgun
or waste beer.
Perhaps the puncher itself could be hollow and act as a
straw so that you wouldn't need to remove the bracelet
||People who drink beer from cans deserve to be shot.
||What if someone not in the know put the little bracelet on as a little bracelet. Then the punch happened and punched a hole in the radial artery! And the blood went PSSSSSH in slow motion! What then?
||What if you put the bracelet at the top then drink a little bit of booze to get your liquid below the potential hole punch?
||Uhh.. Obviously you'd shotgun their arm.
||No but seriously, you'd get a video camera and
record it, then later add in creepy dissonant
droning music and build a movie around it,
because apparently you're David Lynch.
||No but actually seriously, you'd only be able to get
a bracelet from the keeper of the bracelets, and
when the keeper of the bracelets gives you a
bracelet, the keeper of the bracelets tells you
what the bracelet is for, otherwise the keeper of
the bracelets is a bad keeper of the bracelets, but
if you were instructed on the purpose of the
bracelet by the keeper of the bracelets but still
managed to forget or something and put it on your
arm, likely having seen its effect on cans many
times that evening, you are not deserving of